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$200,000 in Cash Fell Out of a Tree in Germany[^]
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors.” Such “supervisors” deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun /xml>
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Ja, das ist mein Geld.
Was? Und der Crack?
Nein, nein, nein. Das ist nicht mein Geld.
Meine Schuld.
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Is that a joke?
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors.” Such “supervisors” deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun /xml>
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I thought it was chuckle-worthy 
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I know I'm really dumb in understanding native English speakers, but not being able to recognize a single word is a novelty.
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If they are wearing red, shout "United!", if they are wearing light blue, shout "City!" and then buy them a pint of bitter. You'll be fine. 
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No, he should do it the other way round
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Having the Manchester United scored 7-1 in match against the AS Roma, I'm more inclined to shout: "City!" all the times.
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If it's any consolation I have the same problem with the whole of Yorkshire.
I always end up just offering up a handful of change, and letting the bar staff take what they need...
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OriginalGriff wrote: I always end up just offering up a handful of change, and letting the bar staff take what they need
I think that says more about the strength of Yorkshire beer than it does about the population's accent 
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I guess you are right. 
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With Yorkshire, yous run t'risk of thems taking all t'change!
veni bibi saltavi
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Oh it's not you. I'm a native english speaker of sorts (New Zealand) and the first (and only) time I was there I couldn't understand a freakin' word either
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"The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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Hey I'm a Brit (southern) have relation up north and can't understand them!
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CPallini wrote: not being able to recognize a single word is a novelty.
Just go to Scotland if you think you don't understand a single word.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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Well a couple of weeks watching shows like Blackpool and Broadchurch made me understand at least 1 word in 5 of Scottiss... but when a customer from Manchester came here I thought the entire time he was German (I didn't know who he was, that's how communication works in my company). Didn't understand a single syllabe.
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I've been in Scotland several times. Just once I've had serious troubles to understand, the guy was a taxi driver in Glasgow.
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First of all, you have to establish that it is English English that they are speaking. It could be any of a dozen forms of English from the Indian sun-continent, half a dozen forms from the Caribbean, not to mention the many forms from the Eastern EU countries. You're on a hiding to nothing.
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Manchester proper has a very diluted accent so if you're struggling there ..... 
I'm afraid I can't share your experience though. Despite being a soft Southerner by birth I seem to have a Northern ear and even once wrote a short play in idiomatic Scots!
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@Nish-nishant
I enjoyed your C++/CLI book. When are you coming out with a book about Windows 10 universal app development?
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
modified 13-Jul-15 13:12pm.
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Well, I am glad you liked that book. It's been 10 years now
I don't think I've got the time to write a book today. I guess I could if I really wanted to, but it'd be too stressful.
Are you into C++/CX?
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Nish Nishant wrote: Are you into C++/CX?
I am just learning UWP now, so I'm using C# to begin with, since the asynchronous calls are simpler.
But sooner or later I'll try to tackle C++/CX.
Thanks for replying!
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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