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The first step should be to say hello... from that point everything will be downhill...
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Click your heels together three times and say: "There's no place like home."
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Guys, take it easy on him/her. Oh wait, you did. I swear, you guys get on a roll and I snort coffee.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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and I offer to make him a sandwhich, warm up some pasta with butter and salt...something. He says do we have leftover pizza, I say no, unfortunately, we don't.
He then says, well, can I have some Canada Mints then? 
I said no, and that mom will deal with his hunger pains when she gets home.
Our rule is that the majority of crap in your belly needs to be healthy(ish) and a little shelf in the belly can be reserved for your bloody canada mints, after you had something non-sugar based. 
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So, you are ordering more pizza? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Ahhhh, a future programmer in training...
-NP
Never underestimate the creativity of the end-user.
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Might as well give him the mints, all the carbs in bread or pasta or pizza is just converted to sugar anyways.
Marc
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Yes, but the glycemic index (the rate at which sugar is transferred to the blood) varies between carbohydrate sources. Foods with high glycemic indices satisfy your hunger more quickly, but as soon as the "sugar rush" is over - you feel hungry again.
Consult a dietician for more information.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: Foods with high glycemic indices satisfy your hunger more quickly, but as soon as the "sugar rush" is over - you feel hungry again.
Exactly, and when the sugar rush is over, especially in children, their mood goes south for the winter. Not good for parents.
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He sounds young... wait till he's a teen...
Can I eat it? is a common phrase...
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Auric Goldfinger wrote: I said no, and that mom will deal with his hunger pains when she gets home.
Not to be pedantic and anal, but to be pedantic and anal... It's hunger pangs[^].
Jeremy Falcon
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I stand corrected. However, I am sure my son would still call them pains - more dramatic that way.
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CTRL+C, CTRL+V[^]
Dunno why, but that is both "little smile" funny and slightly disturbing... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I've seen those for twins.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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+1 Ryan, you just stole my comment. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote: +1 Ryan, you just stole
Please do not encourage thievery.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
modified 10-Jul-15 15:39pm.
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You can also get T shirts for dad and kid using CTRL + X and CTRL + V[^], in case of T shirt, CTRL + Z won't work!
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Ctrl+X, Ctrl+V would be a bit more disturbing.
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Not if you are a praying mantis[^] (see the "Reproduction and life history" section).
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Aw, CTRL-A, SHIFT-DEL, ENTER* for triplets
And now imagine the other two T-shirts coming along just as you are trying to pick up "enter"..
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I'm running a process that I wrote years ago, and evidently when I hit a point where data corruption occurred I felt the need to rub my future self's nose in it rather than fix the issue.
This message just popped up at the end of the failed run:
Quote: IDs have changed. If you rely on IDs, you're screwed
Thanks past me. 
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Weird and Wonderfull 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I rub my future self's nose in it every chance I get, because he is smug and arrogant, which really irritates me.
Besides, there's no chance he can retaliate, so I figure "Why Not?"
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Chris Maunder wrote: Thanks past me.
Now, what would have been cool, is if your past me recommended a solution, using today's technology and best practices.
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