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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Though come next summer we have no elephant idea if we'll even stay in the UK.
Well no, if the referendum goes the wrong way you'll be slung out back to Hungaria.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Cameron's already decided we'll be staying in. After the vote representation thingy and the Scottish Referendum he thinks(and knows) that he can influence the outcome of this one too.
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I haven't changed sides, I've just added an extra one. It's like when you have a spare car or whatever. 
veni bibi saltavi
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Citizenships are like baseball cards. Collect them all. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I've got three already, going for my fourth next year. #serious face#
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Yeah! With all those school fees, you can't afford the holiday price hikes on flights.
I may not last forever but the mess I leave behind certainly will.
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chriselst wrote: You have to phone in each morning,
Not sure if She did that, I'll ask. If it was me I'd just phone in on the Monday and say they have Tonsillitis she'll be off all week.
See somebody on the box giving advice on how to sidestep it. The Scots have a slightly different holiday period than us, they break-up a week before or a week after, so you can fly from a Scotch Airport when there kids are still at school at the cheap rate.
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It's still mostly cheaper to pay the fine should you get one than to fork out for a holiday during the school holidays.
I found myself looking at forest holidays recently, looking for a short break with the dog during October half term. The prices for the week after half term were exactly half of those during it.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: It's still mostly cheaper to pay the fine should you get one than to fork out for a holiday during the school holidays.
Yeah agree. That's why the Scots bit. If you fly from an airport there while their kids are still in School (but ours have broke-up) you get the out of school holiday price.
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That is the day after ALL of the leaves fall off of the trees...
One week earlier, splendid fall foliage.
Cheap week and later, sticks and brown leaves on the ground.
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Why not an Irish wedding? That way you can stretch it to two or three weeks! ![Beer | [beer]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
Okay. How about having it in Zahara de la Sierra[^]? Romantic village up in the mountains where her father has a small farm and vineyard. The family, at least her father's side, have been there for at least 300 years! We'll call her Ana Sofia Tobora Herrera and she is 29, and quite the catch for fat old Dave who you went to college with and played rugby/football/tiddlywinks with for at least ten years.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Why not an Irish wedding?
Because my daughter will have a suntan when she goes back to school.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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It could be rust
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I'm sick of that. Let's be from Vermont. And let's have an emerging maple syrup conglomerate.
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Might I at least supply a bride's name?
Bonita Picante del Mujeres Calientes
Now, in the US that might not go unnoticed, but as most of the UK news presenters don't know how to even pronounce "Jose" correctly, you'll be quite safe.
And I'm glad to be of help.
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Quote: We did not find any results for Bonita Picante del Mujeres Calientes because SafeSearch is active and your query contains some restricted word(s).
Google images has some interesting results though.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Honestly - that it seems your safe search is turned up a tad high. However, I'll try the image search immediately.
[edit]: Even with safe-search on the images were quite special. [/edit]
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Ana Sofia Tobora Herrera gives safe results
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I have a bad feeling about googling this one.... but i'm curious (and at work) 
#region(start signature)
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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To be honest (and I ALWAYS AM):
I picked the first name because it sounds like (and is a name).
None of the words are nasty.
I'd not thought to use it for an image search. The Yahoo image search should not be done (at work) with the safety turned off.
Not intentional - but the grand scheme of unforeseen consequences is one of life's party favors.
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don't worry i'm no fool .
It's just that with the little spanish i know i had a general idea where Bonita picante could be refering to.... 
#region(start signature)
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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It roughly translates to "Beautiful spicy hot woman"
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Whatever you, do don't mention the part in the ceremony where all the male guests have to redacted a goat after having redacted a chihuahua.
It probably would not go down too well with the school's child care unit.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Chihuahuas are Mexican, you buffoon. Why would they be involved in a Spanish wedding ceremony. The school would see straight through ... oh wait ... teachers ... as you were!
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I'm sure for a samll fee I can provide this service
I can even answer the phone if anyone checks up.
For a large enough* donation I'll marry my wife again.
Hasta luego
Andy
*needs to cover wedding and guests travel arrangements
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