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No. You're suppose to say "That's Superman" and then I say "Thank You, man"
Shall we start again 
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OK...
My dog's got no nose!
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How does it see where's it's going?
...I watched a documentary about how a dog navigates more with it's nose than with it's eyes - which I got proof of when our old dog got cataracts and went blind - he could run around almost at full speed!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
modified 29-Jun-15 13:31pm.
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That's Superman!
(I think I've got the hang of this now)
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Superman? Or Forogar?
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Quote: Superman? Or Forogar?
There's no difference. I have no middle initial, neither does Clark Kent - coincidence, I think not!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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And to the very best of my knowledge, the two of you have never been seen together... hmm ...
Tell me, why did it take you 75 years to learn to wear your underwear on the inside? 
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There was a sequence error in the "human dressing ritual" instruction manual.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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You must be Robin the brain bank.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I don't know if you remember a month ago the cimpress challenge has been issued.
Here are the results
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Will be interesting to take a look at - thanks for posting! 
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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The code and explanations given in the links there are really worthy of study; and emulation.
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I'm used to see more than 11.5 million users when I open CodeProject's site. But today, I see this 10,500,000 members (56,056 online)
First I thought that the database was cleaned up and some users got deleted... but what are the odds to remain exactly 10,500,000?
So, what happened?
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The hamsters were on a work to rule: it took contract re-negotiations to get them to count above 10,500,000 again.
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It's understandable - if you counted one a second, without mistakes, and without stopping to eat, drink, sleep, or run around in your little wheel, it would take you 121 days, 12 hours and 40 minutes to count to 10,500,000.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Must be a caching problem - mine says, "11,564,533 members (57,360 online)".
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Now I have the same value also, but that is no caching problem (unless data was cached for years) - that value definitely was shown by the site.
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Richard Deeming wrote: Must be a caching problem - mine says, "11,564,533 members (57,360 online)".
Mine says: 11,564,533 members (49,479 online)
That means that when I connect, 7,881 members scram.
I have now developed a rejection complex and I want psychotherapy (and, of course, the fun drugs that the teenagers are doing these days at taxpayers expense).
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And nobody noted that in my first title I had 0.5 million more missing - 11.5 - 10.5 = 1 not 1.5 (and i used to be good at math) 
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1.5 is "More than" 1.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Bobby ate them. They are no more.
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Like Richard stated, it might be a caching matter, since I see 11.5 million members, with about 54,700 online.
"I've seen more information on a frickin' sticky note!" - Dave Kreskowiak
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Yes, except that there are now nearly five-hundred-and-seventy-eight-thousand-million of us.
It’s all right, the others aren’t here at the moment.
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Miley Cyrus wins the Tshustin Bieber lookalike contest:
http://i2.wp.com/www.celebriplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/bffe9swcyaaj1v4.jpg[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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