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That was quick!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Movie Quote Of The Day
It's going to be quite hot this week (estimated temperature above 35 degrees celcius by the second half of this week)
I don't want your cat, you dirty pork queen!
Which movie?
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Star Wars VIII - Meeting Jabbaina
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Rambo DCLXVI: The curse of the gypsy
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i got Ninjaed 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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As I have been a few times 
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Her royal majesty, miss piggy
#region(start signature)
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
#endregion
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You must be talking about Steve Whitmire.
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Paris get's refused
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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The Muppet Movie
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Mrs Slocombe : The movie
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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+5 for the "Are you being served?" reference
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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And "I am unanimous in this".
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Porky's[^]
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Old times: Internet explorer is the best browser to download Google Chrome, Firefox or Opera for use.
Those days are over. With the release of Project Spartan, I don't think you can get away with this joke at all. I remember in Windows 8.1 (or 8), Internet Explorer 10 was not a very much great experience and I didn't even use it to download Google Chrome, I used my previous stand-alone installer.
But since this Spartan came (soon it will be Edge; they are working on changing the product name) I have not yet used Google Chrome even once. There are a lot of good things in Spartan, Reading view is one of them. Yesterday I tried it on a CodeProject article, and it was awesome experience. Not just Reading view but the memory benchmark and other similar things. Why not see it yourself[^]?
Remember: Spartan has two tabs open, Google Chrome has nothing (sorry if you count "New tab is a tab indeed") open, yet the difference in their memory consumption. I always was a Google Chrome fan, but... I am feeling a change in me. 
I would definitely not use Google Chrome or Firefox again (unless for design debugging) if Windows 10 amazes me. So, the new joke comes out to be, Google Chrome and Firefox are best browsers to download Microsoft Edge (if they allow). 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Grabs a bag of popcorn...
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Too early, this was just the trailer. 
Save some for the actual picture.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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I have plenty of popcorn, and there are plenty of haters around.
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Clearly, you are a Google Chrome user!
Like me. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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70% IE, 30% Chrome. 0% fox.
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Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote: So, the new joke comes out to be, Google Chrome and Firefox are best browsers to download Microsoft Edge (if they allow).
I'm sure they'll screw it up somehow. Like adding ads.
I mean, come on, they couldn't even figure out that people might find the working name "Spartan" while properly meaning "sternly disciplined and rigorously simple, frugal, or austere" more to mean "rigorously simple" as a negative, as in one of Webster's definition "marked by simplicity, frugality, or avoidance of luxury and comfort."
Frugal is good. Simple and avoidance of comfort in not so good for a browser's name.
Marc
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Your first line is totally correct, that is what they did to Internet Explorer and most of their products. As far as ads are concerned, I have not yet seen a single ad (I am not a Microsoft Employee, Partner or affiliated to them in any way ) while using any product. I am not sure of what would happen when Windows would be releases publicly.
Indeed, but they would soon change it to Edge.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Marc Clifton wrote: I'm sure they'll screw it up somehow.
That does seem to be a recurring MS theme over the last five years or so...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Five years, FIVE years?
Let's just agree on recurring shall we.
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