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"They are the dishes I deserve, but not the ones I need right now" 
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These are not the dishes you are looking for.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Sander Rossel wrote: Don't know if I can take much more excitement today
You need to get out more man. People aren't supposed to rot inside all the time. Need that work-life balance. Build a life. Think with your p*cker and find some chicks. Anything to get out and enjoy the world.
Jeremy Falcon
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Interesting points you have there.
Jeremy Falcon wrote: You need to get out more man.
I'm going out almost every weekend! And I'm reluctant almost every weekend too 
Jeremy Falcon wrote: People aren't supposed to rot inside all the time.
Yes they are! 
Jeremy Falcon wrote: Need that work-life balance.
More work, less life!
Jeremy Falcon wrote: Build a life.
Build a career!
Jeremy Falcon wrote: Think with your p*cker and find some chicks.
Never was a ladies' man... Never know what to say. Not just the ladies though!
Jeremy Falcon wrote: Anything to get out and enjoy the world.
Anything to stay inside and not meet people
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Ah the classic struggle between extrovert and introvert.
Jeremy Falcon
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Jep 
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Ahhh, you need to hang out with extrovert people who can make you the same. Wait... You don't want to meet new people. Deadlock. 
But, there are always non traditional ways to break the barrier... 
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson
Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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I've got a few friends who I hang out with. I'm just not one to make new friends very easy.
And I like it that way. I've got enough obligations as it is...
Although I can be pretty easy sometime too.
I'm not afraid of human contact or anything 
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Sander Rossel wrote: I've got enough obligations as it is...
Yeah... Friends require maintenance, I don't like it, it's a lot of work. But in the end it pays off. I used to have a lot of trouble fitting in and keeping good friendships, some kind of social laziness. But when I got past that the benefits came. I actually realized I could be happier, and I did
What always scared me the most is let time slip by and skip life. It's too short and it's not worth wasting time not enjoying it. I wish I won the lottery so I don't have to manage work life balance.
This may be just me, but I think I waste time working and sleeping, too little time for actual leisure. But maybe work is leisure for you
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson
Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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Fabio Franco wrote: This may be just me, but I think I waste time working and sleeping, too little time for actual leisure. But maybe work is leisure for you
Work used to be leisure. I still enjoy it from time to time, but not as much as I used to...
I do enjoy the rewards of hard work though. Having done something useful, making a difference, paycheck...
Fabio Franco wrote: Yeah... Friends require maintenance, I don't like it, it's a lot of work.
At this point I've got some good friends that I can't talk to for months, then we meet, and it's all great and it's like we talk to each other every day.
Those are the friends worth keeping
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Oh, that's so me! 
Excuse me for buttin' in, but I'm interrupt driven.
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: People aren't supposed to rot inside all the time
When did evolution state that?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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If you're single, I don't see how that's a problem.
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Isn't your dishwasher able to wash clean dishes?
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Silly man; you're supposed to pile all the dirty dished on the counter and in the sink until the dishwasher is empty, and then fill it. Think of it as a mutex with the counter being a queue.
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Joe Woodbury wrote: pile all the dirty dished on the counter
[v]
Joe Woodbury wrote: dishwasher is empty
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Joe Woodbury wrote: Think of it as a mutex with the counter being a queue
Forgot my lock!
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hahaha
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I'm pretty sure this is just a joke. It makes no sense to be single and miss the bright side of it.
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson
Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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Bright side? There is no bright side (unless you're still young looking enough to require ID when buying a drink!)
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Oh boy, what happened to the world?
How can you not appreciate having no one to ask for permission, being able to hang out with your pals without anyone on your ass, not owing any explanation, doing whatever you please, hooking up with different women every time...
You don't need to be that young for any of those.
If I said everything about the bright side of being single...
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson
Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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Not hating single life, but if you know a pretty single girl willing to commit (and cook, clean, DO THE DISHES, etc.) please send her over
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Oh, there are lots of them here in Brazil, come over, pick one and come back. You'll get plenty of candidates, specially now with our economic crisis
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson
Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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Well, Brazilians ARE famous for their booty!
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What happened to paper plates....???....!!!!.......
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If you are shoplifting kitchen utensils, are you taking a big whisk?
(Yay! The electricity is back on!)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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