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Seeing a spider isn't a problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears!
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If you see a spider, get a small piece of tissue paper. Set the paper on fire and use it as splint to burn down the whole house.
Safety tip there.
veni bibi saltavi
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If you don't kill a spider then its way of thanking you is to crawl into your mouth at night.
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Late night meals for the lazy 
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The only thing worse than finding a spider on your face in the morning is...
Finding half a spider on your face in the morning! 
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Don't forget to thank the cat 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Spiders are not of mentionable nutritional value. Their real way of thanking you is by killing and eating all kinds of insects and little bloodsuckers.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I'd rather have dolphins in my swimming pool than sharks
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Get a flamethrower, works everytime!
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Like james Bond did in, er, um, can't remember which film....
I may not last forever but the mess I leave behind certainly will.
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Here you Go : Kill The Spider[^]
Life is all about share and care...
public class Life : ICareable,IShareable
{
// implements yours...
}
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If seeing a spider is no problem, then Google for a typical spider egg-sac.
There may be thousands of spiders you simply did not see
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Grow some balls
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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So obviously he just went on a quick smoke-break. Why it is problem when he got back to work?
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"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."
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Yes. And the faster it disappears, the more horrifying!
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Runs riot when the slope gets older (8)
(Sorry for the delay, the cat released a bird he had caught into my office...  )
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Take your time. You don't get to catch and eat a fresh bird every day. Bonus points if you provide adequate entertainment for the cat sitting nearby and watching you jump around in the house.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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He's got a special on young rats - up to four inch body length - at the moment. Fortunately, he has so far only brought those in dead - about half of his prey is normally alive when he drops it to let me have a good look...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I already had this pleasure myself. The cat simply sat down and watched me have fun and only went after the mouse when I finally was able to chase it out the door. The mouse was then professionally killed and brought back to me.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Nope!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Rampages == Runs riot
RAMP == the slope
AGES == gets older
Without pillages, I'd not have got it.
veni bibi saltavi
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Ooh good call, I couldn't think of another word for slope other than hill, which was close to pill.
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