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I meant contending for the Worst. :duh:
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That makes sense... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I am totally out of touch with the movies world and the only one I can think of is "The Matrix" with Keanu Reeves as "Neo" when one of the Agents says "The search is already runing ..." or something like this ... this is for me the best and only IT related movie 
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These are just IT related movies that come to mind.
Hackers
War Games
Matrix
Pirates of Silicon Valley
Terminator?
iRobot
SwordFish
Tron
Blackhat
"Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul."
-Douglas MacArthur
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Office Space.
How can you all forget that?
Also, most of the Bond movies involve transfer of billions using computers.
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Office Space! 
How did I forget that one!?! Thanks for mentioning that. Such a great movie. At our company we have this server which we will one day in the near future PC Load letter that ancient box. Office Space style!
"Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul."
-Douglas MacArthur
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Not sure about film off-hand. But for TV you should definitely check out "The IT Crowd".
"Have you tried turning it off and on again..."
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...ya whipper snapper you.
My Nan is having here 89th birthday today. Just got off the phone with her, she went on a bus trip with her Senior Citizens group to the Central Coast. Back home making herself dinner. Still living by herself.
Heading up country on the weekend to celibrate her 3rd childs 60th. The eldest Grandkid is 46 and eldest Great Grandchild is 18.
I'll have to start putting away to have a big 90th party for her next year.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: My Nan is having here 89th birthday today
And you never see Richard and her together...Hmmm...is there something we should be told?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Happy Birthday to your NaN! Get her a float (drink w/ ice cream) or make it a double.
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Over here it is called a Spider. Normally Lemonade (not the one with real lemons) and vanilla ice cream.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Yup, that's me, a mere stripling. But I do have a pal who is in his 90s and was a navigator for the RAF back in the 40s. Got a DFC and bar for his troubles (guiding his aircraft over Germany).
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"Let's rest about here" - then they never left (8)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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SETTLERS
Annagram of "let's rest"
veni bibi saltavi
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I thought it was too easy!
Well done - you are up tomorrow.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Starts thinking of alcohol themed clues
veni bibi saltavi
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Don't. "Gin" is too easy to guess... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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They say that is how Minnesota was settled.
They saw sunny weather and decided to rest for two weeks after which they were so thoroughly snowed in, they couldn't leave.
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70 years ago today, in a small hill station in Northern India, a young nurse gave birth to ...
... well me.
But I still feel only about 13 inside.
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Well... 100 of these days! Happy birthday!
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Hippo Burp Day!
Wow, you don't look a day over 69 7/8. Us persons born in forn parts are well cleverer than the rest of them!
veni bibi saltavi
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Well, I guess you already heard that growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.
Richard MacCutchan wrote: But I still feel only about 13 inside.
I believe a congrats is in order!
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Happy birthday, sir!
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Welcome to the "north seventy," the pasture where you (generally) graze more gently on the reaped-which-thou-hast-sown ! Speaking as someone 18 months up-wind of (older than)Thee (but, obviously, not wiser), I can say that the grass is even greener.
cheers, Bill
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Happy Birthday[^], Richard!
Have an extraordinarily great day! 
/Sascha
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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