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ROTFL 
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Before looking at this[^], I will point out:
- It is totally SFW and KSS.
- It makes no sense at all.
- I think my brain is trying to escape now.
veni bibi saltavi
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I know that kind of food. It's actually Play-Doh with some food color and arificial flavor. If nobody buys it in the stores, they just label it as military rations and sell it to the army.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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er...er...but...um.
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That and ooo.
veni bibi saltavi
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i came prepared... but now i really need some time to think about life.... 
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: It is totally SFW and KSS.
Shirley that would depend on your definition of safe.
Safe for eating? Doubt it.
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Shirley is my wife ...and she would definitely not eat it!
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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Yeah! But is it Kosher? 
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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Oh, I eat chicken flavored, veggie ham all the time. mm-mm, good. Just like bacon.  
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Been Vegetarian for . . . a very long time . . . and that kind of creeps me out.
However - in defense of [actually I don't know who, exactly], the store (i.e., shops to some of you) are stocked with turkey hotdogs and other such pseudo-meats, and 'tis essentially the same weird degeneracy. Below that, several stages, is bacon.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Sacrilegious
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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And I can't understand anything even though studied Deutsch for 3 months about 9 years back.
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I hope you have not disabled cookies[^].
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Kamen Nik wrote: Just can't stop laughing
And I just can't start.
I can see she's struggling with it, but being unable to put anything into context, the humor simply gets lost.
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I want to create a screen recorder in WPF. I tried using Background Worker but it's not working.
I understand that i need to capture the screen and the do it in a loop but if i want to present it in a gui or save it in video format i can't.
If anyone has a general idea or an example it would be great.
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Set up a camera on a tripod and snap a picture every time the screen changes. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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It's pretty simple, but there are a few easy steps to take:
1) Learn to read.
2) Learn to take notice of what you are doing. Look at the top of this page. See the line:
Technical discussions are encouraged, but click here to ask your programming question. It's so important, we put half of it in red so nobody could miss it! But you did. Why? Because you couldn't be bothered with the little details.
And it's probably the same with your code. Your description of the problem certainly implies as much: "it's not working". What kind of help is that when it comes to fixing your problem, huh?
It a user emailed you and said "it's not working" and nothing else, I'm pretty sure you would have a long list of questions for him, or delete the email. So why do you assume that we should be any different?
Take it here: http://www.codeproject.com/Questions/ask.aspx[^] - but...ask a question that people can help with. Think about the poor sod on this side of t'interwebs and try to help him. Show what you have tried - relevant bits only - and explain what you have done to try and sort it.
But a general "tell me how to do it" - even posted in the right place - is not going to get you much help.
And learn to look before you post!
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 You actually took the time to post this long and detailed answer!
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Well, I couldn't downvote him...
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Sheeps have all gone to sleep and boredom is setting in!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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