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Does a food fight at an Indian takeaway start with an argy-bhaji?
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Don't get curried away with these puns. I've had my phall, and naan of them are very funny. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Korm-aaan! I know you love 'em!
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Only when I'm listening to Chapati Smith.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I love her "Smells Like Tikka Massala" cover!
And her seminal "Because the Naan"...
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I've listened to her since I was nihari to a grasshopper.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yeah, that's right, just curry on 
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There must be samosa way to prevent puns
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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It's a bit of a pickle. 
OK, that one was terrible.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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If this keeps up and dal makhani poor stretches available.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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We could threaten the punster switch a visit from Sean in his usual attire...
(The mankini)
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Like a lamb to the slaughter
veni bibi saltavi
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If ye like gazing at beautiful maps, I think ye'll enjoy this site (looks non-commercial to me, but I confess to total ignorance about what Tumblr "is"; the site appears to be "anonymous"): [^].
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
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Those are really cool.
One of the designs is from stamen maps[^], here is a detail[^] of the watercolor process they use which I find absolutely fascinating.
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...and a garden to put it in...
Really cool[^] (or should I say hot?)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Spot (weld) on! 
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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In the past, has there ever been any thing really harder than configuring WCF, or will it be there in the future?
modified 19-May-15 10:20am.
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It's certainly a bit more work than web services, but it's not that bad once you get used to it.
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Yeah, just like I'll get used to smashing my thumb with a hammer.
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And eventually you'll even enjoy it :P
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Got to mow the yard today and need one of these[^].
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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I have a - black - sofa to give away, if you have the time to jump and take it...
(Like this[^], but one seat)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I'd have to center it and put steady wheels on each side but it would work. 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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