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Are jokes about German sausage the Wurst?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Only after the first nein.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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When told by brats, yes.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
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Hot dog! You're right!
/ravi
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Not sure I understand... gotta link?
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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What the Helzel[^] are you talking about?
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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Jokes about German sausages sind mir völlig wurscht! Lernt's erstmal Brot backen, dann können wir uns über Wurst unterhalten! 
Google translation[^]
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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I see google-translator fuu is strong in this text 
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Das ist mir völlig Wurst (I couldn't care less).
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Conchita definitely has one.
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet!
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No, but they're a load of baloney.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I've seen wors[^] puns here today.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Hans Wurst is very famous around here.
By the way, the pun only works if you learned to speak German in Birmingham. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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As long as you keep your wiener in your pants, otherwise i merguez you will get wurstsalat[^].
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I'm quite curious about the bug tracking software that teams are using.
Does your QA team use any bug tracking software at all?
How do they report bugs to devs?
Do they just send email or write the bug on a scrap of paper?
If you do use anything, is it custom -- something written in-house?
Or if it is a commercial or open-source package or other that is available, what is it called?
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We are using a home made system - made 15 years ago and extended with web portal 10 years ago...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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That's quite a mature system.
Is it non-intrusive ie - not annoying to use?
Just curious.
Thanks for the feedback.
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As it was originally tailored for our support team and matured with that team (with additions and fixes per request) it is very easy to use - for the team at least. I can't promise that everyone will find it easy-to-use, after all it has a rather old UI...
But for us it is the best...Now that there is a plan to move to JIRA we all scared a bit...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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BugZilla and notepad
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I've used
- TFS
- BugZilla
- OnTime
- Axosoft
- Excel
- One Note
- A homegrown app I wrote
and some other one too
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Bugzilla[^]. It sucks, but to be fair the same can be said of every single bug tracking system I've ever worked with.
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Nemanja Trifunovic wrote: It sucks,
Thanks for feedback on Bugzilla.
Also, that is the same thing I've found. They all mostly suck.
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