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GeneralVision of the Day: revenge porn Pin
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Emptying all the little empties never quite emptied the big empty, but I kept on trying for lack of anything better to do.

Had to stop frequently to wash the slippery off my hands, though: memories have a lot in common with eels, you know; whatever that stuff on their surface is that helps them wriggle ... well, I wouldn't quite call it "slimy," but ...

And, you are going to lose some ... memories ... you really meant to keep in the process ... you know ... like "collateral damage" where innocent civilians get taken out.

That's how I lost my last ten birthdays, and why I can't remember my telephone number.

Which wouldn't be a problem if people didn't keep bringing it up ... the birthdays I mean.

Who to believe ?

The friend who says you got drunk, and were arrested walking naked on the freeway shouting you were a moth ? ... Or, the friend who says you had a heart-attack and spent the birthday in the ICU in a coma ? Or, the friend who claims he loaned you a hundred-bucks the day of the birthday to buy the steaks and beer ?

Not to mention the ex who now claims you apologized to her at the birthday, and agreed to up the alimony ?

Unfortunately, I also can't remember who I told what I can't remember to.

That's why I am writing this down, now.

Leaves me wondering what kind of friend would pass the butt-print of my amnesia around to all my other friends: if that isn't revenge porn, I don't know what it is.
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"

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