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I'd be willing to bet that the one bit of apple hardware that functions to perfection is the alarm at the exit of the shop.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The Cat: So what did you do?
Lister: Well, like, scrumping. When I was a kid back in Liverpool, we always used to go scrumping.
Kryten: Oh, stealing apples? That's hardly a crime, sir.
Lister: No, but me and my mates, we used to go scrumping for cars.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I could imagine that those who steal from an Apple store would get some kind of klepto-frisson during/after the purloination not to mention pre-boost arousal, but I'd need warp-drive to imagine they would equate that with having sex.
cheers, Bill
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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Down with Darth...literally!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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The Lego piece was missing some explosions...
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If Michael Bay made Lego movies, you can bet you would see plastic pieces explode.
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so I sourced my map file from Berkeley a while back. Works pretty good. Good map overlay for all the areas in the world where my company has something going on. I was pretty proud.
yesterday someone from India was complaining that the map was wrong and India doesn't go over that far East. hmmm, Looking at Un.org, Wikipedia and Google maps it most certainly does.
So in case you are wondering. Yes India is further East on the map than Bangladesh. Quite a discussion about this.
I love it when I am right. Doesn't happen very often.
<grin>
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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Most people are spectacularly ignorant on the placing of their countries with respect to latitude and longitude. For a fun quiz question just ask people to name the countries which lie on the Greenwich Mean, the Tropics or the Equator.
I was involved in a discussion recently when a Scottish news presenter in London was criticised for asking if it was still dark in Western Scotland the morning of the Equinox when he could clearly see daylight out of his own window. People were incredulous when it was pointed out that the whole of mainland Scotland lies west of London and some parts could expect sunrise a full twenty minutes after it.
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rnbergren wrote: Yes India is further East on the map than Bangladesh. Quite a discussion about this.
I would think it goes over to at least 27.1403N, 97.1658E.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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All that proves is that the world is indeed flat.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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rnbergren wrote: I love it when I am right.
You're absolutely right.
Easternmost point of Bangladesh is 92°35'E, while Easternmost point of India is 97°20'E. Source[^]
rnbergren wrote: Doesn't happen very often.
Its enough if this happens when it matters.
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There is no such thing as a "correct" 2D map.
This is because trying to map a sphere onto 2D is not possible without deciding on where information is distorted.
The mercator projection, which is probably what you are looking at, is the most common world map but is not particularly accurate as it shows Europe to be larger than it is.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I remember a discussion, many years ago, as to why America was depicted as being larger than Africa on a school globe.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Won't let me search how I want (with a couple of exceptions).
I live in the middle of England, almost exactly, I can easily get to all the major airports, do not make me select just one before I can search.
I don't care where in the world I go, don't make me select a specific country before you let me search.
I want to search by features, not departure and destination.
I have a budget, I want to go for 11 or 14 nights, I want all inclusive, I want kid friendly pools, I would prefer some sort of free water park access, I want evening entertainment.
I don't care where.
Thomson / First Choice seem to be the only people who let you search like that, although you do have to make some sort of choice in either the from or two fields, you can make multiple selections.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Lot's of the All-Inclusives in Jamaica are:
Truly all-inclusive (tipping forbidden)
Take Kids off your hands all dayHave nightly entertainment (sometimes great, sometime cheesy)Water Parks? Not so much - but beaches, pools, windsurfing, cruises, human-powered water stuff, etc.Kid(s) stay free with parents at many resorts (you do need to get them there)Most have restaurant style dinners - but (massive) buffets for breakfast, lunch, which generally include custom cooking on the spotI actually recently booked through "CheapCarribian.com"[^]
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I went to Barbados on my honeymoon, some 12 (I think) years ago this summer. And I started off looking there, but it is well out of my budget at the moment. Mexico, Jamaica, and the Dominican Republic have turned up inside it though.
My brother has just been to Mexico with his two kids, and I know someone who has been to the Dominican Republic before, but I don't know anyone who has been to Jamaica.
The one question that nags away at me from things I have heard is, is it safe? I have heard suggestions that once in your resort in Jamaica you stay in the resort and straying from it is not a smart thing to do.
North Africa is very cheap at the moment, for those of us in the UK, but I'm not sure I trust it not to blow up at the moment.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Jamaica: Most guests go on various tours - but we, ourselves, stay on sight. However, a few years ago we went to a rather small resort and decided to walk a km down the road to a public beach. No problems.
Cancun isn't the safe haven it used to be and 'tips' have become the norm. Some of them have also added what amounts to time-share scams. If you're going all-inclusive (in my opinion, at least) you want a vacation without money in your pocket. Cancun's big deal is it's night-life - but the resorts often call a bus ride to a club 'entertainment'.
Dominican Republic: two parts. The cheap part (I've been there) and the nicer part (I heard about later). The cheap part was, at the time, heavily frequented by English and German guests. The food, whilst delightful for their taste was horrific for us. The Riu owned property sucked as it had 'seatings' for (buffet) dinner and we couldn't eat when we wanted if we wanted no-smoking (the 'seats' were taken). For that matter, assigning seats at the buffet was ridiculous, anyway.
Barbados, Antigua, etc., and most of the other islands are too rich for our blood.
Essentially we find Jamaica affordable and more hassle free than the other locations.
Always do your homework.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Went to Jamaica in 2010 and stayed at Sandals Ocho Rios. Walked ~2 miles from the resort into town. It was interesting as were approached by many people to come into their shops, but a polite no thank you worked just fine. Never felt unsafe.
Hogan
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We went to Sandals several times - were even members of their 'frequent guests' club. We don't go there anymore.
Why? Well, starting when we arrived, and multiple times throughout the week, we heard the line "we're out of that". Also, disrespect by the staff. E.g., when I asked for a "Bob Marley" at the bar (which was not busy) I got a green slushy instead of the multi-layered/colored shot. The (pure Bull-shirt) excuse? I should have asked for a Bob-Marley shot. Then next day, whist awaiting a shuttle to their sister club, my wife asked for a "Bob-Marley Shot" at the (except for us) main bar - and got a shot full of goo. This is a 'national drink' of sorts and there's no mistaking what we wanted for what we got. Just lazy bastards who learned that most guests don't want to make a scene - so they do what they want.
We got so fed up we talked to the main manager (and a manager-in-training) - who were sympathetic, but, as I pointed out to them, if I want to hear "we're out of that" I can save a few thousand dollars on the vacation. They nodded there heads, but I never heard anything from Sandals by way of apology. Also, they're heavily oriented towards newlyweds - which has a number of down-sides for the non-newlywed-guests. Not the least of which is we like talking to all sorts of people from all over. The newlyweds kept to themselves and perhaps other newlyweds. There were one or two weddings every day. We had other problems, too. Couples, on the other hand, has been sweet. We'd done Tower Isle a few times, but this time we're going Swept Away.
Haven't been to Sandals, since. They keep emailing me with offers of all sorts. On occasion, I'll reply with how I'm still waiting to hear back with respect to the problems we had.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Dang, sounds like you had a bad time... I didn't care for my experience. Not because it was bad, but because I'm a restless soul. On the first night we were there, I asked the wife how many more nights we had there. All inclusive packages make me feel like a hostage. Once you're bored, you can't leave without giving up lots of money. If I wanted to sit still and sweat looking at a beach, I would change the desktop background on my work machine.
Hogan
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