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Must have been p***ed when he found out he'd done that. 
/ravi
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How else could it be: A real Leslie.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Very fine top comment as well. 
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Oops!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Sounds like the mayor is full of sh*t?!?! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Yeah, he probably flushed his career down the toilet.
/ravi
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Ah, but trust me: All politicians are infinite sources thereof... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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There's a bad smell about this story.
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Yes, it stinks. But let's not jump to conclusions and poo-poo the man.
/ravi
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I knew a Major, who got pooh-poohed, made the mistake of ignoring the pooh-pooh. He pooh-poohed it! Fatal error! 'Cos it turned out all along that the soldier who pooh-poohed him had been pooh-poohing a lot of other officers who pooh-poohed their pooh-poohs. In the end, we had to disband the regiment. Morale totally destroyed... by pooh-pooh! General Melchett, Black Adder Goes Forth
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I wonder if that is John's mayor? I do believe John is from Texas.
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Mic may not have been turned off, but everyone else was.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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In lieu of flowers, please donate to your favorite charity.
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Holy crap! That brings back memories! Time to find my AARP membership card. 
/ravi
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Yes, it's everything COBOL was not meant to be! But like COBOL, I guess it continues to be used on account of its extensive legacy. 
/ravi
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I think it's mainly because no one has figured out how to convert the "database" into something reasonable.
Decades and decades of veterans' data, for instance, still sitting there in the file system. Even if we went to the front ends all being modern, all they'd be doing would be RPC calls to run M functions on the back end. 
Luckily, my job isn't to program stuff. It's just to point to something someone else wrote and say "Here's the problem. You need TWO spaces after an E."
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InterSystems have some decent stuff for getting at Mumps
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Yeah, we do the Cache thing, too. It makes it a bit easier to get at the data for external purposes.
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It has been years since I had any exposure to Mumps. I do like to hear about stuff like that still running and doing a job
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I caught it once when I was little, made my ears suffer like hell.
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APOD(Racer)[^]
Lame pun, I reckon. But it fits the theme of the day.
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Yes, we have been forced to the conclusion that McAfee might just be the biggest virus out there. Have any of you had issues like we are having, that McAfee causes about 90% of our PC issues (drive corruption, slowness, system hangs, lockouts while it does scans that aren't scheduled, blocking of reboots due to it's endpoint encryption, etc. etc. etc.). We are really, really struggling with this product and wonder if any one else is having the same issues. What are your choices for a better solution?
mvarey
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