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Over the years our cats have brought home:
Mice
Voles
Shrews
Rats
Birds, small (tits, thrushes, that sort of size)
Birds, medium (up to crow size)
Birds, frozen (chicken portions, mostly, but one whole frozen Turkey)
Squirrels
Frogs
Toads
Butterflies
Moths
Spiders
Wasps
Stay kittens
One small puppy.
The squirrels they did not want to give up. They hid in cupboards until all that was left was the tail... Defending the prize from all comers, feline or human!
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I had several cats at one time... they would catch lots of birds and small rodents.
But two creatures raised my eyebrows:
- One of them killed and brought home a cottonmouth
- The same cat chased a full sized doberman pinscher to my house (although it did not kill or eat this one). Its owner was screaming frantically about her dog as I watched amused from the front porch.
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Pualee wrote: The same cat chased a full sized doberman pinscher to my house
I would love to have seen that. My "bad ass" male cat, is deathly afraid of dogs. He would have you believe other wise, but he is a wimp when it comes to the pooch.
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We had a Jack Russell who, at some point or another, as well as killing, also tried to 'make babies' [is that KSS?] with pretty much all of the above.
veni bibi saltavi
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Aw, elephant!
Terry Pratchett wrote: “The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.” If it is not a rock, and the dog did not run away yet, there seem to be two valid choices left.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Did you miss the white flag?
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Rage wrote: Did you miss the white flag? The frog was french?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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That's a new one for me.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Next time, fry them up in some olive oil; salt and pepper to taste. I like to dip my frog legs in some spicy horseradish sauce.
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I trust that you picked up all the pieces and went to the vet and asked if they could put it back together?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Quote: put it back together
Man, that would require one helluva vet
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But on a serious note: The other day, I saw on tv how a vet put a canary birds broken leg together again with a metal pin 0,8 mm in diameter. It's incredible what they can actually do...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Is copyright law a statute of imitations?
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modified 28-Apr-15 11:53am.
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Dunno, but (to paraphrase RyanDev, since I cannot find the quote) it is one of the laws that is most commonly ignored
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: it is one of the laws that is most commonly ignored Hey, I said that first.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I second that
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Only in a limited sense.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Isn't that your second thought of the day?
Or wait...maybe its just timezones.
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No, the other was was an imitation...
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Is copyright law a statute of imitations?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Plagiarism! Quick, Griff - to the S&APhone and report him!
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I thought imitation was flattery
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Sounds like a patent violation of the principles of good behavior.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Copyright law, is the law that states you can not copyleft.
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