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Keith Harris has died at the age of 67.
The entertainer and ventriloquist was best known for his partnership with his puppets Orville the Duck and Cuddles the Monkey.
Orville is quoted as saying "Bowocks!"
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He looked like my father-in-law.
Saw him play Butlins at Bognor when I was working there 15 years ago, very funny and very blue act after all the kids had been kicked out.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I never saw him live but I heard he was pretty raw. I did however once know a girl who looked very much like Cuddles. 
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What if conspiracies are started by corporations so they can sell more tin foil?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Did you know about the international conspiracy to keep people calling aluminium foil tin foil? 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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It's nothing but a tissue of lies.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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....and the weird thing is that tin foil isn't made of tin.
These conspiracies are worse than I thought.
Edit
Whilst I typed Brent beat me to it....
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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grralph1 wrote: Whilst I typed Brent beat me to it....
Move along, nothing to see here!
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
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I am Moving...
Foiled again.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Your rapier wit strikes again!
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Reynolds'[^] plan for world domination.
Software Zen: delete this;
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"Channel"?
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Nope.
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shyster 
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Damn cheek! I only set the CCC...
(And no, it's not the answer)
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Of course !!!
Any clue in what direction we should proceed?
cheers,
Super
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Not yet - it's a little early.
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"Culprit"?
I ain't got no signature.
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Not the answer - and I'm baffled as to how you got there from here!
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False Fox is a sedge, Sedge is the name of a US Coastguard Cutter.
The name sedge comes from old English / German words for saw.
You use saws for cutting things, like corners.
I have no idea.
Edgesaw?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Nope!
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Cheaper?
False Fox = Not classy aka Cheap
cut the corner = er
Cut the corner = Cheaper
cheers,
Super
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Nope - heading the wrong way.
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