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Thanks Matthew, it does make sense now that I've dug into it but it still a PITA. 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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Thanks Eric I'll check it out!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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No thanks at all 
I had a look today at the sample and got it working and stored it on my OneDrive so if you want a working sample you can pick it up at:
http://1drv.ms/1zoZJWS[^]
The login for the application is:
admin@example.com
password = "Admin@123456";
Have a nice weekend!
With friendly greetings,
Eric Goedhart
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When did you go to work for Microsoft, Mike?
Will Rogers never met me.
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They take your money the least they could do would give ya a reach around?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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Got this earlier:
Quote: You are receiving this e-mail because I have performed a key-word search of the XXX XXX candidate database, in an attempt to capture a relevant audience for this mail shot. If this does not apply to you then please accept my apologies and delete this e-mail or forward to a potentially interested party
I am currently looking for a Software Developer to be based in Tehran, Iran
6 month extendable contract paying $3,500 per month all inclusive + VISA + Medical
Main Responsibilities:
• Maintain database developed on top of existing systems for rapid data analysis and report automation
• Design and develop advanced database solution including T-SQL stored procedures and triggers.
• Analyze, design and develop web and win applications
• Provide solutions to improve current reporting process
Previous experience: experienced and skilled in developing client and server-side applications with C# and ASP.NET
Unfortunately, I have a prior commitment but if anyone else is interested, I'll give your her email address.
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I think this is the best and more refined way to make scam...
Let's see... first the apologies and the you've been chosen part.
Then the money and bonuses.
Some responsibilities (which usually reside only on having a bank account).
AAAAAAnd at the end you say: "HER".
You know you'll get a big amount of CPians giving you their mail addresses....
YOU! YOU are not a good CPian!
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$3,500 per month in Iran?!! 
Boy, that's hard to pass up.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Happy to give you her email address!!! 
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Karel Čapek wrote: Happy to give you her email address!!!
Sure. no@way.com.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Karel Čapek wrote: paying $3,500 per month all inclusive
What does this "all inclusive" mean? Including tax, parties?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Including tax, parties?
Torture, beatings, forced conversion; you know, the usual.
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Karel Čapek wrote: Torture, beatings, forced conversion; you know, the usual.
I'm good at torturing people. Want to hear me sing?
Beatings, I'm not so good at.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Not sure, but I think its the other way around? Or are you applying for a different job? 
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Kenneth Haugland wrote: Or are you applying for a different job?
I am not applying, but inquiring.
Kenneth Haugland wrote: Not sure
See, good thing I asked
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Ah I misunderstood. You see, I think they have loudspeakers that can play noise, so there is no need for people to sing bad any more. So your skill is out of date there.
On the beatings thing, it can be enough to watch Jack Bauer, or so I'm told. Someone needs to instruct them too you see. If you are good at taking beatings, I'd recommend you ask for a sizable raise before entering the country.
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Kenneth Haugland wrote: So your skill is out of date there.
That hurts.
Kenneth Haugland wrote: If you are good at taking beatings, I'd recommend you ask for a sizable raise
before entering the country.
I assumed it was jesting; but at least it does explain why "Medical" is included
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Thats normal here too, but we drink enough so it's not a problem, they cant[^].What?!? The alcohol ban doesn't work? Who knew?
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Can I negotiate for seventy-two virgins as a signing bonus?
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That is why correct, complete and scoped specifications are sooo important.
You might end up with 72 old catholic priests.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Perhaps you missed the word "negotiate"?
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I did
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3.5k does not look bad for Iran, if you're from Iran, otherwise you should replay with something meaningful like "top kek"
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Do they offer any incentive if I bring my own AK-47?
Will Rogers never met me.
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