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I won't sir full stop never again sir full stop sorry sir full stop I'll get my coat sir full stop
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Get it right![^]
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ugh! I remember attending a Victor Borge show in Pretoria some 40 years ago. Thanks for reminding me of my advanced age! And today happens to be my birthday! 
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Cornelius Henning wrote: And today happens to be my birthday!
Wow, you look really old! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You have redeemed yourself - You made me snigger and helped to make the day better - Thanks! 
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Done. And done.
I'm not paranoid, just depressed!
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Two points. First, there are 10 million users. It may take you a while telling them all as they don't all visit the lounge.
Secondly, if an article deserves being closed, it will be closed. If you plagiarize, for instance, we will close it.
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We would like to encourage you to take a look around at other articles on the site. CodeProject articles have a certain layout to follow, so that users can learn the most from them. Each article attempts to answer the following questions: What problem does this solution solve? How does this help someone else? How does the code actually work? What is going on inside the code snippets?
Here is a submission from a first time author who did a terrific job, just to give you a basic overview of what a beginner article might looks like:
http://www.codeproject.com/Articles/37642/Avoiding-InvokeRequired
You can take a look at our article FAQ here:
http://www.codeproject.com/KB/FAQs/ArticleFAQ.aspx
For tips on writing articles, please see this article:
http://www.codeproject.com/KB/mentor/whatisagoodarticle.aspx
You can also see our submission guidelines here:
http://www.codeproject.com/info/submit.aspx
Unfortunately just having some code itself, without an explanation of what it does or how it works, will not teach a reader as much with it. And while we appreciate a promise that you will update an article later, or in your next article you will try to explain your code and its purpose more, we do our best to ensure all articles teach our readers as much as possible. Our primary goal here is to help other developers learn and become better developers, not necessarily just give them some code they might need (though that is nice too).
Please let me know if you have further questions.
Thanks,
Sean Ewington
CodeProject
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He doesn't seem to have noticed yet that javascript commands don't work in lounge posts, so I'm not holding out much for his articles...
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They don't work in posts, but working in notifications. At least for me.
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Not, I suspect, for long.
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I'm guessing it's an article on JavaScript's alert function?
You sure seem to like it!
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If you ASCII stupid question, do you get a stupid ANSI?
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Quote: If you ASCII stupid question, do you get a stupid ANSI?
Dunno. Did you? 
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UTF is this?
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Eh? BC's a DIC!
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only on the mainframe
Jack of all trades, master of none, though often times better than master of one.
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This one was actually kind of clever, IMO. +24
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At least we're on the same page.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I am wondering if I can squeeze an EBCDIC pun in there 
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I tried, but...
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OriginalGriff wrote: I tried, but...
...you were out of character?
/ravi
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LOL!
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Unicode is the answer!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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No, Unicorn is the answer.
And if you catch one, stop smoking those funny cigarettes...
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