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My God, Holmes!
How do you do it?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Elementary, my dear Wallace!
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Wat's on next, then? More TWs?
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I'm not Sher, Lock and see!
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Don't get any popcorn, though, bakers treets are fattening, and I have to watch my Adonis-like figure.
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Is Unit Testing is most boring activity for Developer
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Not at all. I find writing unit tests, TDD style, highly stimulating and challenging. The only way I can imagine unit testing to be close to boring is if you have to manually run individual tests, but in 2015 you're doing something wrong if you need to do that.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Brady,
Right.
I agree with you.
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Funny thing is, I don't even know what "Unit tests" are. I did go to Wikipedia to learn something... Ended up yawning!
There was no challenge, just boring text... Lorem ipsum sounds better than that.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote: Ended up yawning!
I hope my e-book[^] on the subject isn't a yawner!
Marc
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I will try yawning enough before clicking on the link...
Thank you very much (have a +1 as thank you) for your e-book, Marc. I will give it a read thoroughly right away.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
modified 4-Apr-15 8:53am.
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Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote: Marc. I will give it a read thoroughly right away.
Heh, well, it's ok if you yawn through it too. But I would enjoy hearing your thoughts about it!
Marc
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I have read that eBook, that was an amazing and outstanding eBook of yours Marc. Now, I really know what Unit is, what Test is and what Unit Test is.
Thanks a lot Marc, for such extraordinary help of yours.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Hi Afzaal,
Cool Answer
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Thanks for the link. It's always useful to read a different perspective on an important subject.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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No, the most boring activity a developer can be involved in is a four hour meeting you have to attend, of which the last five minutes are relevant to your job. If you are lucky.
And then someone will say "oh, just one other thing..." And that'll add another hour or two.
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You can't be sure enough that you're properly utilizing dynamic multidisciplinary channels to authoritatively cloudify end-to-end imperatives.
Just saying.
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I think we'd better run that up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes it.
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You are absolutely right!
Behzad
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Don't treat it as religious dogma. Ignore silly "rules" (which are just "some guy who thinks he has figured out software development said so, so it must be true").
Write unit tests because without them you might accidentally break things.
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Never, ever test your code, that way you have more time to write rubbish!
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Never, ever test your code, that way you have more time to write rubbish drink Gin!
FTFY!
OT: How did the dentist go?
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Two deep rooted buggers removed with large pliers and 8 novacains
veni bibi saltavi
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And when does the dentist get out of intensive care?
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