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It's better to delay a feature and be thought a talentless hack than to release a buggy feature and remove all doubt.
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That's deep, man. Real deep.
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Not, Reel Deep?
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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I'm saying nothing.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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As long as you don't expect anyone in marketing or sales to understand what you just said: fine.
cheers, Bill
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I was expecting
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Y, O Y?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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In The Netherlands we had the joke that KLM (Royal Dutch Airlines, translates as Koninklijke Luchtvaart Maatschappij) flew away 
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Sander Rossel wrote: we had the joke
It was laid to rest over 10 years ago.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Am I that old already...? 
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Sander Rossel wrote: (Royal Dutch Airlines, translates as Koninklijke Luchtvaart Maatschappij)
... Except that none of those words is "Nederlandse".
Programming languages are so much easier to work with.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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All the English folk here didn't know that...
Now you've gone and ruined it
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I'd better not point out that the "Lucht" in "Luchtvaart" means air (as in the gas), and that the "v" is pronounced like an "f", then.
I suppose that if a propulsion system works...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You?
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the Psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the Proctologist.
They put up a sign reading: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
The doctors changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.
This was also not acceptable, so they changed the sign to read:
Catatonics and High Colonics..
Again.... no go....
Next they tried: Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives..
Thumbs down again.
Then came, Minds and Behinds...
Still not good....
Another attempt resulted in Lost Souls and Butt Holes....
unacceptable again....
So they tried: Nuts and Butts -
no way....
Freaks and Cheeks -
still no good
Loons and Moons -
forget it
Almost at their wit's end, the Docs finally came up with....
Dr. Smith & Dr. Jones
Specializing in Odds and Ends....
Everybody loved it....
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Up voted as I have not heard it before.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Somebody needs to Photoshop that onto a real clinic sign.
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I've long wanted to open an auto parts store next door to a music shop, just so I could put up a sign that reads, "Wright's Organs and Body Parts."
Will Rogers never met me.
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Received a call last night from a manager who was having problems with a vendor system. She wanted to know if we ran nightly backups because she was interested in testing a couple of things in the next morning. The theory was that once the testing was completed I could revert the database and they'd be all set.
I assured her it would be no problem.
Out of the 20 databases that backed up last night guess which backup failed?
D'OH
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Ask her why she worked on the "Backup" version instead of the "Live", then blame her for the "Live" now being corrupted as well.
Then restore the previous days version and get her to fix the updates.
Do I have to think of everything?
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If I were rich I'd hire a Brit as a consultant for my day to day life.
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After the May 7th election, DD could well be available!
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Didn't we decide not to count people from Luton as British?
If not, we should have.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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