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If you think I missed the "K" off, then yes, you did! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Then I was wrong too.
Is it "Coffee"? 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Why would you think that?
Or are you just going to try every six letter word until I say "yes"?
No, the answer is not "Coffee". Coffee is indeed a solution, but it's not the correct one for this puzzle! 
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I don't seem to get any of these clues at all. At least with DD I got about one a month.
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Just a totally ridiculus guess.
PISTON or LIPTON
cheers,
Super
Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Amazing idea, finally cows will be able to travel in space too http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/[^]
Must check my watch to see what date it is...
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Imagine that - a real moon-calf!
(in both senses)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Let's see how long it takes my team to catch on that the email I sent out is connected to the date...
Hi All,
Due to an issue in the Microsoft update for .NET we are going to need to retype all of our code in lowercase letters only.
Chris I will raise a helpdesk ticket for this – we should start soon before our applications start failing…
Regards
Guy
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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nice suit . 
நெஞ்சு பொறுக்கு திலையே-இந்த
நிலைகெட்ட மனிதரை நினைந்துவிட்டால்
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How will it place foot on moon?
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Silly person! Cows don't have feet - they have hooves.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That was my intention too. I was thinking about the news that might be posted on televisions, "First step", "First foot", "First hoof"  journalists are going to have a tough time thinking about a valid statement.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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And the chat transcriptions between Houston and the moon would be nice...
- Houston here, how is it going on the moon?
- MOOOOOOO
- Yes, on the moon...
- MOOOOOOO
- forget it...
- MOOOOOOO?
PS: Just in case someone thought that this has a problem due to translation and that something has been lost in the process... forget it... it has the same funny level in Catalan...
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"Moooston, we have a problem..."
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- Sorry spotty! After that last transcription we are drinking moonshine and not mooonitoring you anymoooooore.
- MOOOOOOOO!
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A small step for one cow...
but a giant leap for Cow-kind.
Life is too shor
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I thought the Cow jumped over the Moon?
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It jumped all over (the surface of) the moon.
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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Well, this would explain how the moon came to be made of cheese.
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If this is a joke, I don't find it amoosing! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Better be on fast Mooooo !! or Shitinside
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Man killed by mother-in-law's gravestone[^]
When asked how he wanted his Mother-in-Law's remains handled, the man answered: "Embalm, cremate, and bury. Take no chances!" *
* My MIL is, naturally, an exception to this rule. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I'm glad my MIL doesn't read this. It might give her some ideas.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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If she has a gravestone, I am fairly certain that she's not reading anything...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: If she has a gravestone, I am fairly certain that she's not reading anything...
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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