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PETA's gonna get this guy black-balled from future Twilight (groan) movies: [^].
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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Some people have never heard of Peter Sellers, obviously.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Phuket, who cares. 
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Once again, the elephant gets all the girls. Go figure...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Dee swallows choke without emotional involvement [6]
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Good one! 
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Pretty tough!
What's the solution?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You have to get up pretty early to fool me! 
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Hey! You're supposed to be helpful!
CODZ PLZZZ!!!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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public static void Main(string[] args)
{
Console.Writeline("You have to get up pretty early to fool me! :laugh:");
}
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'System.Console' does not contain a definition for 'Writeline'. 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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It's an extension method which also writes it to a log file... 
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An extension method for a static class/method? 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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It only looks like C# ... it's a new prototype language called "Visual MakingThisUpAsIGoAlong#++.NET"
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My boss said it broke his puter an i is fired.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Remind him he has to hold it upside down and shake to reboot.
Obligatory Dilbert[^]
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"Degage"?
Choke -> gag
"Dee" swallows "gag" -> "De-gag-e"
"Degage" -> casual or unconcerned.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Winner! Well done. Your turn next time.
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BACON, im getting hungry while translating ... 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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I walked into the kitchen yesterday morning and there, defrosting in the sink were four sausages, and six rashers of BACON. A quick scan round located mushrooms, tinned tomatoes, potato, beans..."Great!" I thought.
"Herself is doing a Full English Breakfast for us for lunch! Haven't had one of those for months!"
No. Sausage & mash for supper. 
But a BACON sandwich for lunch! 
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You didn't really read his message, did you?
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Oh yes!
I did! :EvilGrinSmiley:
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just finished a double bacon and fried egg butty --- yum yum
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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