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Gratz!
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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So you either had sex, or had a child
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Better you than me.
Don't get me wrong, the first bit of the process is really enjoyable. I mean... Congrats! 
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Congrats!  ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
Just because the code works, it doesn't mean that it is good code.
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I'm setting up a Macbook with Bootcamp and I hit a roadblock:
Quote: Bootcamp only supports Windows 8 or later
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Welcome to my nightmare*
* One of the best albums ever cut
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Where is mister nice guy? No more mister nice guy? I can't find him anywhere!
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
// No comment
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He used to be such a sweet, sweet thing...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Oh... but he's back! He just covered his face, he's the man behind the mask!
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
// No comment
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You can actually buy Alice face masks, for occasions when you want to look like a really old man wearing too much make-up.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That's what she said...
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Honestly, I don't understand the North American conviction that 'Apple' is a synonym for easy, or quality, or 'the best'.
It takes people who want a no-brainer option and gives it to them. With a hefty price hike and a locked in ecosystem.
Obviously the gear is nice, but utterly inflexible and enormously expensive.
If only closed-source drivers kept up with Linux a little more or opened the source code, we would have a universally good and cheap alternative without lock-in. 
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To quote a friend:
It's a prison. It's a really, really, really NICE Prison. Love the padded walls.
But it is still a prison...
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I don't understand why you have this conviction that 'Apple' is inflexible or enormously expensive. If you want a quad core i7 laptop with a 600+MB/s SSD and high res (UHD or ~3K) screen with 7+ hours of battery life, Apple's products are priced at the low end. If you're wanting the cheapest laptop you can buy, well, then you should look elsewhere. The same goes for their other products. Yes, you can buy cheaper, but are you going to compare a Yugo to a Bentley or even a Ford Focus (the model you'd actually drive, not the base base base model)? They're different products intended for different markets. As for inflexible, how so, other than their phones, and even those can be jailbroken and you can do what you want.
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Ah. Of course.
Stockholm Syndrome. 
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I would sympathize, but...
Chris Maunder wrote: I'm setting up a Macbook
You're really asking for it... 
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Have you used a MacBook?
I've been using one as my primary development machine and it's the best Windows machine I've ever had. Bar none.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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I have. Let's just say that our experiences couldn't be further apart... It was the worst programming experience I ever had after Crystal Reports and DevForce 
Well, to tell you the truth I worked on someone else's machine and none of us had really taken the time to learn the tools
But no matter how awesome you think Apple is they still aren't exactly famous for being able to run all software out there.
I think this rage comic explains it better[^]
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You were running MacOS? I run Windows on Bootcamp. Much nicer.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Wait, I read your original message wrong. I read MacOS doesn't support Bootcamp (what I wanted to read ), but yeah I used MacOS.
Why would you buy a Mac and then use Windows on it though? You can buy the same Windows PC for half that money 
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Sander Rossel wrote: Why would you buy a Mac and then use Windows on it though
Because the MAcBook Air is the best Windows laptop I've ever bought.
(and no, you can't really buy the equivalent for half the money once you start comparing apples with apples. I thought I could too, but was surprised at the price parity)
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Well as long as it keeps CP up and running I don't really care what you use
After my previous Mac experiences I don't think I'll ever become a fan
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Chris Maunder wrote: and no, you can't really buy the equivalent for half the money once you start comparing apples with apples. I thought I could too, but was surprised at the price parity
Really? Well I don't know about the laptops so I'll take your word for it.
But in the desktop area last I checked that 'pc is half the price of an apple' was pretty accurate (k might not be exactly half the price but...)
Disclamer: last I checked was 8 years ago so much may have changed
Either way I think I'll stick with putting my own pc's together. It has served me well, last pc lasted 9 years (without having to re-install or any issues at all) and the only thing that broke at the end was the ssd (but I figured I'd replace the whole thing at once  )
Tom
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You can get cheap laptops, and even cheaper PCs, but when you star asking for 256GB SSDs, i7s, really long batter life and lightweight, the costs quickly converge to "lots", no matter which brand.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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