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Programing Function of the Day :
public Code programmIt(Coffee Input)
{
Code _code = new Code();
if(!Coffee.IsEmpty)
{
_code = _programmer.doWork();
_programmer.drinkCoffee(10, Input);
return _code;
}
else
{
_programmer.sendSomeoneToGetNewCoffee(GetRandomProgrammer());
return _code;
}
}
I see it's not funny 
Edit: Woah thanks, i forgott the Input use  strange that only one found out, an everybody else was discussing the code XD
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
modified 17-Mar-15 11:33am.
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coffee is obnoxious and should be banned from office environments, any thing that smells as bad as coffee does shouldn't be allowed where people work
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Admit it, you hate it only beacuse it's black! 
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
// No comment
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since when is it black, I always thought it was coffee coloured
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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If the coffee isn't black you're doing it wrong!
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
// No comment
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if its not poured down the sink I am doing it wrong
I should start bring in something that has a similar intrusive pong and leave it the kitchen, what is that far eastern plant that smells of decaying corpses? and where can I get one
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I love the smell of coffee, but hate the taste of it.
Now, Cullen Skink soup is something that should be banned from not just the workplace, but everywhere. I think I have mentioned it on here a few years back, but hte guy that use to sit next to me when I was based onshore for a while use to eat the stuff for lunch and the smell, it use to make me boke..... 
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: coffee Bergholt Stuttley Johnson is obnoxious and should be banned from office environments, any thing that smells as bad as coffee Bergholt Stuttley Johnson does shouldn't be allowed where people work
I find it absolutely ridiculous that, in this day and age, there is someone who doesn't know how to write his own name.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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just drink your foul poison, least once its drunk its foul odour decreases
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: just drink your foul poison, least once its drunk its foul odour decreases
Dear me.
Not only a capitalisation error, but two spelling mistakes, all in 13 words.
I'd hate to be your editor, if you wrote something book length.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Wow invoking the grammar police, what next, accusing me of being a Nazi?
Just because I hate the smell of your beverage of choice? It is invasive and turns my stomach, yet rather than defending your beverage you resort to being personal.
Oh and I never realised that CP was being produced in book form or I would have taken more care in my 3 second post.
Seriously, is life so boring that you need the vindication of picking up on such petty grammar in a post in the lounge?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I do hope you're joking, because if not, that attitude will piss me off pretty damned quick.
You don't stroll into the lounge with a name like "Bloody Stupid" Johnson (I googled it) and make comments like you made about coffee unless:
a: It's a joke.
b. You can take a joke.
If it wasn't a joke, you'd better go change your tutu; it's obviously too tight.
Either that or cut down on the coffee.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I cut coffee out completely as it makes me vomit.
but why should I like a beverage that makes me vomit? and why should I not have an opinion on it?
Coffee has a very strong smell and invades any area exposed to it, this has a negative effect on me so when people think its the be all and end all I witter, however I accept that its legal and people like it so I do nothing, you however seem to object to someone having a different opinion to yourself.
so whilst it was said in jest there was a serious point behind it.
an please un bunch your own panties
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I was under the impression that you had taken offence to people taking the piss (which is censorship that the Lounge can do without), but as that's not the case, forget I spoke.
Unbunch yourself about people voting abuse, though. It's the interwebs; it's got a full complement of wankers, and it's not worth the effort of caring what they do or say.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: makes me vomit
I feel the same way about oatmeal. The smell and/or sight of it makes me autonomically physically hurl. Its very texture, viscous & glutinous, makes my skin crawl and induces violent paroxysms of the stomach.
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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What do you expect from someone whose last name is a nickname for a certain male appendage?
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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"Johnson"?
Don't they make wax, that you rub on, rub off?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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define Johnson[^]
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Er, yeah.
You kinda missed the follow-up element.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Only if you're a foreigner
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup.
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I see a couple of bugs in your code:
- There should either be a wait call after launching the sendSomeone asynchronous call (or maybe it's a blocking call?) or you should return null
- If the GetRandomProgrammer call returns null or fails to return, you need to trap the error/time out and return null
- Alternately you make a call to getOffYourLazyButtAndGetYourOwn method
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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PhilLenoir wrote: There should either be a wait call after launching the sendSomeone asynchronous call (or maybe it's a blocking call?)
It obviously IS a blocking call - it wouldn't make sense to make it async, because all you could do while waiting for the asyncresult (coffee) is a spinningwait 
Recursion: see Recursion.
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