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Just what is Griff smoking?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I don't like fish, so I would prefer him smoking ham.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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Lamb, of course ![Sheep | [baah]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/sheep.gif)
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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longbottom leaf ? 
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I don't.
I gave up cigarettes over ten years ago, and haven't touched dope for must be twenty years or more.
In fact, no illegal substances have been partaken of in at least twenty years now...surprising, really, when I think just how much I used to consume... 
I don't even drink seriously anymore.
And before anyone gets started, I'm not on solvents, glue, paint, nail varnish thinner, mushrooms, or into licking toads either! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: I'm not on solvents, glue, paint, nail varnish thinner, mushrooms, or into licking toads either!
But you're awfully informed for someone who claims he isn't using... 
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Current performance is no indicator of past history: I used to consume ridiculous amounts of narcotics, but I gave up one by one, and haven't used anything for well over a decade.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'm glad to hear that. You might even become a role model.
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So, you're drinking the Sheep Dip again?
veni bibi saltavi
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The last toad I licked was named Wanda and I had a hell of a time getting rid of her. 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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But of course...One spending that much time in QA need on other 'solvents'...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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OriginalGriff wrote: into licking toads
Is tat code for ![Sheep | [baah]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/sheep.gif) shagging in Wales? 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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QA!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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smoke... obvious
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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He'll get his legs smacked if it's not bacon!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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His friend's mum's laptop.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
You are afraid to be alive. You are afraid to live. You're a hypocrite. You're a conformist. You're a liar. I opened up to you and you judged me. You're an a**hole. You're an a**hole! Get off of me! He's harassing me! HE'S HARASSING ME!
Which movie ?
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Any student in QA when I won't do their homework for them... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Shame on you - with all the time you spend to teach them useless things, like Google-search and reading, you may do that homework as well... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Paris and the Lawyer
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Barney Stinson´s Playbook - how to pick up girls
Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!!
Dogs are man's best Friend,
Cats are man's adorable little serial killer
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Obama Versus the Republicans
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Mrs Andy_L_J is coming home tomorrow after two weeks in New Zealand.
I have sat on the couch, drank beer, watched cricket and eaten at the pub most days.
No housework has been attempted, except my work clothes were washed and dried.
I know I am in for a Sh*t storm when she gets home so does anyone have any suggestions (other than being Brahms and List when she arrives) that might ensure the continued existence of moi?
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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Chocolate and/or flowers? 
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