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Ahhhh, the pity angle, may work although it's a long shot.
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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Cant you get some cheap immigrant to give the place a tidy up?
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Like your thinking Matt, however the "house-keeper" is attending other duties...
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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Surely you can let her get to her feet for a few hours?
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Do you have a nuclear shelter? Fill up the supplies, lock the door from the inside and don't come out until you run out of food or water. And don't forget to measure the radioactivity before opening the door.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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Possibly six feet down is as far as I'm gonna get!
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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You should tell her you invited your girlfriend who is a little messy to come over and stay with you, and that you were in middle of teaching her (the girlfriend) how to keep the house neat and clean. She (the girlfriend) has just started to pick those things up but she couldn't finish as she (the wife) was back.
You should then politely request her (the wife) to spend a few more days away while she (the girlfriend) can finish with the learning, so next time when she (the wife) returns from vacation, she (the wife) won't find the house messed up. 
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Agent__007 wrote: You should tell her you invited your girlfriend...
You don't like me very much do you! 
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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Call a cleaning company: offer them / him / her significant cash to have it ready by tonight.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Can't be arsed - I'm off to the pub for my dinner.
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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Andy_L_J wrote: I know I am in for a Sh*t storm
Buy more toilet paper.
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Don't you have a big carpet somewhere?
If you don't have that... you are doomed[^]...
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Camouflage netting....
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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I would attempt to fake amnesia..
then when she enters scream at her who are you and why are you here etc..
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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If I drink everything in the bar that might actually work!
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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Get all her friends to come to the house to greet her, then blame them for the mess, after they've left.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That is dead set genius!
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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That might not be a good explanation for the rumpled sheets in the bedroom...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Sounds like Entwhistle's "My Wife" is going to become "your song"! (Who's Next, side 1, track 4).
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Pack a suitcase, leave home, return a hour after she gets back and pretend you were on business trip or visiting your parents.
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and I could probably write an entire book ripping to shreds the stupid things in that 100 lines of code.
And yes, you really only find this level of BS in people who write Ruby. For all that I complain about other C# code I've had to work on, you rarely see abuses like this. Yes, it can happen, but Ruby has a particular knack for "creating stupid."
Marc
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So Ruby is the new VB!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: So Ruby is the new VB!
Basically. 
I think that pretty much sums it up. It's advertised as a language you can learn really quickly, and so you see a lot of bad practices, no understanding of OO concepts, etc.
Marc
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I can say it no better than the Kaiser Chiefs
Quote: There is nothing I need
except the function to breathe
But I'm not really fussed
Doesn't matter to me
[Chorus:]
Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby
Do you, do you, do you, do you
Know what you're doing, doing, to me
Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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So it does not meet the goal:
Wikipedia Ruby is said to follow the principle of least astonishment (POLA), meaning that the language should behave in such a way as to minimize confusion for experienced users.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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