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Six to eight quail eggs sounds about right, yes.
Now, how much bald-eagle eggs is that? And why are we talking about eggs when we can have the bird?
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Forgot the icon!
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
modified 9-Mar-15 16:49pm.
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This thread is going from bad to worse! 
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That is an eggsageration.
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Yeah! Give him the bird!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I guess you are used to making an omelette for one person with six ostrich eggs!
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Forget it; California Condor not only makes better omelettes, but tastier kabobs, as well. A bit like Spotted Owl, and none of the fishy after taste of Bald Eagle. Neither are a match for tenderized baby Harp Seal, of course, but I don't think they're in season yet.
Will Rogers never met me.
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I'll have to try that after the swan soup appetizer!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Forogar wrote: Aaaah! I had the live feed running in another window and just as I was posting the flippant remark above the bird turned and gave me a really dirty look! How did it know?
Clearly the bald eagle has access to the NSA's surveillance program and was alerted to your threat. Even in jest, lessons must be taught. The drone is likely on its way as we speak.
'Murica! 
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Cool! Eagle pr0n!!! 
Where has that been all my life?
Will Rogers never met me.
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Here in the USA we changed the clocks yesterday (Sunday) morning for some ridiculous reason.
Does anyone else get jet-lag when this happens?
Why do we do this? In the modern world of electric light and automatic milking machines, what's the point?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Yeah, I'm dragging a bit today. I've have no clue as to why we still do this.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Forogar wrote:
Does anyone else get jet-lag when this happens?
No, it does not faze me one bit.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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Sander Rossel wrote: mandatory Dilbert[^].
I read that Dilbert.
What was the baby thinking? Can you explain? I'm a little confused about it, really.
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newton.saber wrote: What was the baby thinking? Can you explain? I'm a little confused about it, really.
What every baby does and every man wants, but I can't tell you about it in the lounge... 
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Think...think...think...oh me of little brain.
If I only had a brain.
Maybe this is one of the British jokes I never understand because they use some term like flat or liederhosen or something? I just don't get them jokes from across the pond. 
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I'm from the Netherlands, and this one's quite universal.
Anyway, just look at whatever the baby is looking at, it might dawn on you...
newton.saber wrote: Think...think...think...oh me of little brain.
If I only had a brain.
You sound just like Winnie the Pooh
The next thing you'll say will be "oh, hi there Piglet" 
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Forogar wrote: Does anyone else get jet-lag when this happens?
Nope. I've found I can move around within about 3 time zones without effect - its the trips to Europe that wipe me out. It takes me about 1 day per hour difference to acclimate once there. Oddly when I return I acclimate after the first night.
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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It is so you won't have to use those electric lights as much in the evening.
Also, I is hard to work out in the yard with electric lights, so I like having daylight savings time go into effect.
Just because the code works, it doesn't mean that it is good code.
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Maybe there is a compromise here and we could start moving it forward / back just 30 minutes instead of a complete hour?
I think I just came up with a Genius-Solution which I am patenting and selling to the government immediately!!!
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No, No! They might go for it!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Forogar wrote: No, No! They might go for it!
Too late. I've already gotten some bites from whitehouse.gov and senate.gov. Waiting on replies from congress.gov, but it's sure to go in affect this coming EST!!
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Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Forogar wrote: In the modern world of electric light and automatic milking machines, what's the point?
Apparently some people, obviously not sane intelligent folk like ourselves, actually go outside once in a while!
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