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The 98-year-old Mother Superior from Ireland was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable.
They gave her some warm milk to drink but she refused.
Then one of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.
Back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother drank a little, then a little more and before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop.
"Mother," the nuns asked with humility, "please give us some wisdom before you die."
She raised herself up in bed and with a pious look on her face said,
"Don't sell that cow”.
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Never mind the truth. At least she was determined to live longer.
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Amen! 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I don't see a forum for MS Office programming questions... Where do I post my question.=?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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How about here[^], if you're programming Office using C#? Chris will create a dedicated forum if the number of topical posts demands it.
/ravi
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Post them in the Q&A forum and add appropriate tags?
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i have no idea how to run this program ! can it run on widow 7[^]
"i have no idea how to run this program ! can you please tell me in detail step by step or can you make a video from the start please ! so that i can run the program . This program is very important for my work . i am looking forward to getting information from you ,"
Of course there's no mention of what app he's talking about.
/ravi
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its a pity his mgmt arnt also reading CP ... 'youre fired, don't let the door hit you on the way out'
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Video's in the mail! If you didn't get it you're not working that right either.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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From time to time we seem to hit another lowest low. I wonder how long we can keep going before we hit rock bottom, and what will happen when we do? 
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Cornelius Henning wrote: we hit rock bottom, and what will happen when we do
Blast through with dynamite and continue digging.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Typical! That is a question, but of course it's been closed - so the OP doesn't get an answer...
It's fairly obvious what the problem is: he's found an article which does what he needs, and can't get out to work. He just doesn't know that there are lots of articles, and that he needs to post that in the forum at the bottom rather than in QA.
We get a dozen or so of those a year.
But we can't tell him that, because the question is closed...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Can you know if someone posted a comment before the question closed?
Sometimes (I know for sure) OP got comments, but these disappear after closing the question...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: but these disappear after closing the question
You might say that if removed QA questions here were dead fish that they rot from the tail up: comments and solutions disappear, the head remains.
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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Isn't it obvious? He tagged it "Linux", so what he wants is to run Linux on a Windows 7 machine. The only correct answer, I think, would be to install a VM and install Linux on it.
Or maybe "window 7" wasn't a typo and he wants to clean his window (what he then fails to mention is if it's the 7th from the top, bottom, left, right, front or back) with one of those window cleaning machines, but he can't get the firmware to work.
I don't see how that could be any more clear...
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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No no! He wants to run it on "Widow 7" which means he probably is a serial killer! That's how he got Widow 1, widow 2... etc.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Apart from what the OP has asked for, I don't have enough idea about what the real program is. But there is something which made me laugh, how can a program run on widow 
Ranjan.D
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Computer controlled vehicle runs over a widow.
That's how it is done.
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I just installed Visual Studio 2013 Ultimate on my workstation.
What is your most favorite feature of it?
it seems like memory profiler is powerful.
diligent hands rule....
modified 7-Mar-15 16:45pm.
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I can tell you my favorite feature of VS 2013 CE: It's free! 
modified 7-Mar-15 16:08pm.
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And that specific feature makes it my favourite VS! 
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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/ravi
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