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It will never be actually...He collects his point by hundreds or more and not ones...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You have 98K + and I have 78K +. He has over a million. Damn the 1%.
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If he doesn't hit it exactly, does he have to start again from zero?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Is a good pun its own reword?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
modified 4-Mar-15 11:28am.
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A maze does amaze.
Life is too shor
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And a muse does amuse.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Have you ever mooned the moon?
/ravi
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I'm not into that kind of behaviour.
Others might get aroused about a roustabout, but not I.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Were you so excited to type in your pun on a pun that the second 'is' was spontaneously generated or is it more subtle than I realise?
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Nope. Don't do subtle.
Apparently, I'm "as subtle as a flying breeze-block" --- Herself, "Gospels"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The philosopher you referenced sounds oddly familiar, I think I know someone from the same school
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LOL!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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We need to take punitive action against weak puns. You need to be punished, possibly a punch (just a punt at an appropriate punishment). The punishment must be delivered punctually. You might even be banished to Punjabi or even Pune, a poor fate for such a pungent pundit.
Now stop being a punk with the puny puns and I might reward you with a punnet of strawberries.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Is a good pun its own reword?
Only if it was intended.
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Why don't we call 'bacon' fryon? Nobody bakes it...
Will Rogers never met me.
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That's messed up on so many levels.
I'll leave it to you to decide what they are.*
* Don't take this as pandering
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Nice looks like it's afire!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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I can't see the pelican but I can see the triceratops and the seahorse.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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I just observed that a down-vote again eats points (I guess the colors hurt their delicate optic nerves - "color me red!");
People remain people.
Time will always pass.
When they get together, all too often, bad things arise. Because they can.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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It might be because I am still not fully-awake, but I have no idea what you are talking about.
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For a while it seemed that down-votes didn't do any point damage and the amount of down-voting just for the hell of it dropped.
We were infected by what were referred to as drive-by down-voters, doing it "Because they can".
Now that they can mess with you, again, we may expect an imminent relapse of the malady.
Or am I still asleep, somewhere?
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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