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OriginalGriff4-Mar-15 1:59

4-Mar-15 1:59

I'm joking about iPhone break-ability: they scratch, melt in the rain, crack, bend, or catch fire in extreme cases! Laugh | :laugh:

And yes, I know that's not true of all of them...

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

V.4-Mar-15 2:02

4-Mar-15 2:02

OK. Well, I did threw on the ground a few times and it never missed, but the (protection) case just held fine (and so did the glass thankfully Smile | :)

)

V.

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HobbyProggy4-Mar-15 2:29

HobbyProggy

4-Mar-15 2:29

Its true[^] iphones break...

if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}

Jörgen Andersson4-Mar-15 5:14

Jörgen Andersson

4-Mar-15 5:14

Ten years is nothing. My old Nokia 6310 is still going strong in the uncaring hands of my brother.

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

OriginalGriff4-Mar-15 5:20

4-Mar-15 5:20

Whereas Herself can destroy an unprotected phone in days...and a protected in in weeks. Sigh | :sigh:

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Jörgen Andersson4-Mar-15 5:51

Jörgen Andersson

4-Mar-15 5:51

Have you considered putting in an ad for an old 2110 Nokia Panzerphone?
Might be pricey though, they'usually bought by handymen and hipsters.

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

Goodbye Untrustworthy friend

Mark_Wallace4-Mar-15 2:13

Mark_Wallace

4-Mar-15 2:13

You haven't lost a phone, you've gained a remote control and/or a numeric keypad for a laptop.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Chris Maunder4-Mar-15 4:15

Chris Maunder

4-Mar-15 4:15

I picked up a new iPhone 6 Plus.

It will not connect to Wifi. At all. Regardless of how many times I reboot everything, update everything, yell at everything.

Apple's software, particular thread handling with UIs and network connectivity, is now simply embarrassing given the resources available to them.

The phone goes back to the store at lunchtime.

cheers
Chris Maunder

Re: Goodbye Untrustworthy friend

Jörgen Andersson4-Mar-15 5:05

Jörgen Andersson

4-Mar-15 5:05

It's the access points fault.
Trust me on that, I'm told so by my wife.
That everything else works fine is totally besides the point.

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

What colour is the Codeproject Theme?

P0mpeyBoy4-Mar-15 1:19

P0mpeyBoy

4-Mar-15 1:19

My mate says it's Orange and White but I swear i see Blue and Black.

Mark_Wallace4-Mar-15 1:21

Mark_Wallace

4-Mar-15 1:21

Black and blue are likely, if you don't get your coat damned quick.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

V.4-Mar-15 1:27

4-Mar-15 1:27

try changing your balance. If you sit more on your left butt cheek, it's orange and white. The right butt cheek will make it blue and black. if you equal out it will turn brown/gray all around... Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

V.

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W∴ Balboos, GHB4-Mar-15 1:28

W∴ Balboos, GHB

4-Mar-15 1:28

Get over it, lad

There's No Accounting For Bad Taste

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

newton.saber4-Mar-15 1:31

4-Mar-15 1:31

Hahaha, if you have red/green color blindness then that message you left is encrypted. Cool | :cool:

Freak304-Mar-15 1:36

Freak30

4-Mar-15 1:36

Arrrrgh, my eyes hurt.

The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.

Corporal Agarn4-Mar-15 3:38

Corporal Agarn

4-Mar-15 3:38

That actually hurts to look at on my monitor setup. OMG | :OMG:

Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

Amarnath S4-Mar-15 5:19

Amarnath S

4-Mar-15 5:19

Will be decided when they decide the colour of this dress[^].

Is it just me...

OriginalGriff4-Mar-15 0:36

4-Mar-15 0:36

...or is CP rather unresponsive today?
It seems to take ages for pages sometimes - minutes - but isup.me never shows a problem.
Everything else on the web seems to be fine.

Anyone else having similar problems?

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

manchanx4-Mar-15 0:40

manchanx

4-Mar-15 0:40

I'm experiencing this for some days now, just with CP.

Thanks78724-Mar-15 0:48

Thanks7872

4-Mar-15 0:48

Facing since last 10 days or so.

Programmer : A machine that converts coffee into code !

newton.saber4-Mar-15 1:29

4-Mar-15 1:29

Yes, CP often becomes unresponsive. Honestly, it is a very slow site. I just thought that is because the Canadian geese which flap their wings to generate the power for the CP computer room often became fatigued. Smile | :)

Very sloooooooww.

OriginalGriff4-Mar-15 2:26

4-Mar-15 2:26

I don't generally get a problem - most of the time it zips along quite nicely. But today it was 'orrible!

I find Amazon and FleaBay generally slower than CP (but then, they have more users, and more images - but much, much more money)

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

newton.saber4-Mar-15 3:25

4-Mar-15 3:25

That's interesting. CP is often slow for me, but Amazon is never slow for me -- here in US. Are you in US? Just curious because of connection differences.
I NEVER traverse to ebay so not sure about that.

Corporal Agarn4-Mar-15 3:41

Corporal Agarn

4-Mar-15 3:41

newton.saber wrote:
Are you in US?

Are you new here? Smile | :)

Griff is our ~~sheepman~~ Welshman.

Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

newton.saber4-Mar-15 4:13