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1. If you had clicked on the link that I provided, you would have seen that the person identified as Jihadi John did study computer programming in University.
2. To my mind, there is a big difference between making fun of women as a class and making fun of a particular homicidal maniac.
3. I admit that the two interpretations of "hacker" are shockingly different, but the sudden change in POV is the essence of humour.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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If you have to explain your joke...
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Slacker007 wrote: If you have to explain your joke...
I know. Well, I tried...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: Jihadi John did study computer programming. That is what makes it funny
Accurate, maybe.
Funny? Not laughing here.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Not laughing here.
Not laughing your head off?
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That was funny!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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P0mpey3 wrote: Not laughing your head off?
Pay attention, everyone!
That was a masterclass in how to be both tasteless and funny at the same time!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm not surprised he got away.
The "security" forces are spending so much time and effort on intruding into the lives of innocent people that they don't have time to do anything about the handful of terrorists in the world.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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This is one of the arguments I heard a former UK security person make about the current trend to snoop on everyone.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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On a weird note, when I first tried to post the above message, it gave me the "this message has already been posted" thing again.
So I added a couple of spaces and clicked Post Message again, and it went.
Then both versions appeared, the second one first.
Methinks that the first one must have taken a detour, to be inspected because it contains the word "terrorist", and was only released to the site after inspection.
And Jihadi John still hasn't been caught.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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At least now we know what they mean when they seek for a ninja programmer.
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If this was in the Soapbox I would quote the queen of hearts ....
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Almost 30 years ago, I took my then girlfriend to a school dance and I remember thinking it was very odd how there were so many parents there as well. Now, as a father with my eldest at the same school, we are taking her to the Rowing Club's annual knife & fork event. So I guess the boyfriends of the sixformers will be looking at us thinking, "What sad fecks, have they nothing better to do..." 
veni bibi saltavi
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And instead of being the Tasee you will now be the Tasor? 
Spelling Nazi's are going to have a lot of fun with this one.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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how dare you, a capital A on the word and, how uncoof
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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It's sitting on charge... 
veni bibi saltavi
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I found that a baseball bat and a crazy look in your eyes works pretty good too!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Mike Hankey wrote: Spelling Nazi's are going to have a lot of fun with this one.
It's "Spelling Nazis" (no apostrophe!)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Touché
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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As I opened The Lounge, I saw the headline. My eyes hadn't adjusted, so I thought it was a post about physics: "Pole Reversal".
My advice Nagy, let it go. If she wants to be a bad girl, she'll find an opportunity. Teenagers rebel and the more constrained they are, the more they rebel (hence the stories about convent girls!)
When she brings a boy home that you don't like, be indifferent, not hostile. If she brings home one you do like, be pleasant, but don't treat him like a long-lost friend!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Oh I'm not worried, she's just beginning to notice boys, but horses and rowing are still way better. It's just an observation on how times move.
veni bibi saltavi
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... but you went to the dinner. Did they gin perchance?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Going this evening. I will actually drive so Mrs Wife shall drunk drink and I'll make do with the casino.
veni bibi saltavi
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Ah, I see - no gin available then!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Yes, we always become our parents. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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