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Southmountain wrote: today I bought Visual Studio 2010 Ultimate Why?
You can get VS2013 Community Edition (which is the same as the standard version of VS2013, except in its license) for free from Microsoft.
/ravi
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Maybe it was on sale?
Ultimate does have some extra features that Professional doesn't have. click[^]
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Yep, I like these features: metric, testing manager etc.
diligent hands rule....
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what is the license term for community version? can I use for commercial purpose?
diligent hands rule....
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It's for private use or small teams < 5 persons. Basically all the same features as 2013 Professional.
You can use it for commercial purposes.
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Scroll down to the Q&A section on this[^] page.
/ravi
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Sounds more like Farcebook
veni bibi saltavi
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How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men......
Until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
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Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"?
A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
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A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
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Q: What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
A: Women.
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Q: When can women make you a millionaire?
A: When you're a billionaire.
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I'll get my coat.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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That just undid all their hard work...[^]
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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You should hear women -- total strangers, even -- talking about men.
We could spend our entire lives writing gags like those, but we'd never catch up.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Who could ever catch up with that mustards?
I already have my coat on
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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I never said they didn't deserve it...
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Yeah, it's not like the programming community has an image of being institutionally sexist or anything. Why would we want women in our profession, anyway?
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Orjan Westin wrote: Why would we want women in our profession, anyway? You really don't know the answer?
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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I saw a picture once... But that was on the internet, and you know you can't trust anything from there.
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REAL men don't need to make fun of women.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Real men don't feel insecure enough to have to feel they need to define what a 'real' man is - because quite simply there is no such thing as a real man.
The term 'real men' is just a technique used to try and shame some men.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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GuyThiebaut wrote: The term 'real men' is just a technique used to try and shame some men.
Based on the number of upvotes, I would agree that the OP has hit a chord. My opinion is that if a man must belittle women in order to feel good about himself, he needs a little shaming.
Or a good psychologist.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Hope you understand that its a joke.
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Of course I understand that the OP was trying to be funny.
Please perform a thought experiment - replace "women" with <your favourite ethnic group> in those jokes. Are they still funny?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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No It doesnt make sense because It was not funny. Different Context. So how this help the cause?
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Real men have fun with women.
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ehmmm... better I don't say anything more
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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