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If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I don't think so.
Kitty litter absorbs cat pee, and I doubt that the direction of the flying cat's pee will be inward.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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No, it becomes the source of enjoyment for every dog in the neighborhood.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Use elastic, then it's a cat-a-pult.
veni bibi saltavi
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If you glue it's tail to some wood, does it become a cat ass trophy?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If it hits a pillar on the way out of the car window.
I guess you could describe what you see as a cat a pillar 
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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If it hits a tree, it could be a cat a log!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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A cat a merangue - a peckish cat with a sweet tooth(this is becoming like Radio4).
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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After it splatters on the road, would it be a bit cat-e-gory?
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If he drinks too much, I bet it would be a cat-o-holic.
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and become catatonic.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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If not it remains cat-tholic
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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I see now why your cat attacks your Christmas tree. Remarkably restrained of him/her to limit violent revenge to once a year!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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If you throw a human in a cat litter box, does it improve the smell?
Software Zen: delete this;
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It will become a cat-erpillar and takes revanche
Bruno
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Is the car moving?
How does throwing a cat reverse its aging?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I think you would be charged with a Felinony.
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Road kill
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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I think I've discovered what's wrong with Java... Way too many frameworks, and way too many inter-dependencies and incompatibilities between them...
Currently updating a Java project that uses, in no particular order:
Jetty, Jasper, JBoss, Maven, GWT, GWTP, GXT, Guice, Gin, Guava, some database libraries and drivers, a few other utility frameworks, and a few proprietary frameworks...
Each one works with specific versions of others, and none of them seem to give a @#%*&# about backwards compatibility even when only moving up a minor version number. Upgrade one to support something in another, it breaks two more and gives an utterly useless runtime error. Packages (namespaces) change every version because none of them can decide where to put anything.
Really makes me appreciate Visual Studio more and more... C# just works. It just #(*%&# works.
Sigh... Back to messing with these pom files... Rant concluded.
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Couldn't agree more.
I look at some projects and they are just a mass of frameworks, patterns, injections etc
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Except in .NET (At least in my experience), the framework does so much that you generally have only a handful of dependencies, many of which ONLY depend on the CLR...
In Java, it seems the JRE itself has just the basics, and everything has tons of third-party dependencies.
Keeps the dependency tree much simpler.
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Exactly. Log4Net and Json.NET are my common additions, but everything else is there already.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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I don't use those either. I do logging my way  , and I have never had to interact with JSON.
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