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I hear that the Microsoft one will be modular, with the modules linked by braids containing minimal functionality.
i.e. baby blocks tied together with ribbons.
And the Android one will be great, until you suddenly find that the wheels are all different sizes, and the seats have been moved to the outside of the car.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yes, but closing all windows and then restarting will probably still work.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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CDP1802 wrote: Yes, but closing all windows and then restarting will probably still work. "Brake" is not responding. Do you want to continue waiting until it is available?
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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No sweat as long as your ejection seat drivers are installed and ready.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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You mean a Boot drive?
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Ready to blast you through the car-roof
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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So the android one is a cabriolet?
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: So the android one is a cabriolet? 2.1 was, then 2.4 was a humvee, 3.2 was a land rover, and 4.2 was a bubble car.
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And 5.0 is a Renault Twizy.
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Precisely.
You can be half way to work, and suddenly find yourself driving a completely different car.
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It opens a whole new direction for bumper stickers, doesn't it?
"My car used to be a Maserati"
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If you're unlucky.
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And if you get your iCar wet, it voids all warranties...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's the Russian area version.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Not in the US.
The US version will crash and burn if the user himself has any creativity in how he does things.
But that's always been a problem with the iCar US.
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Worst of all, it automatically syncs to iTunes
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
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... And only lets you drive on toll roads.
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iRoads! And only iCars can drive on them so they'll be completely useless for all other cars
But they do sync with iTunes
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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iPod white with rounded edges. Think Wall-E's EVE turned on her side.
Psychosis at 10
Film at 11
Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it.
Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.
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No more fixing your own car if you don't run iOS at home. If you are a Windows household you have to boot a VM of OS X to fix your iCar or take it to an overpriced mechanic who tells you that he can't fix your iCar because they don't do that, but if you purchased the extended service plan he can give you a new one. No service plan = purchase new iCar at full price. nJoy.
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Is it because there was a Friday the 13th yesterday, and the darkness is still present there.
I still don't know...
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Because it's a spurious festival, pushed and supported by the greetings card, flower, and restaurant industries?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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