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I was out walking our dogs when I saw someone running down the road in his underwear screaming "I'm a snowflake! I'm a snowflake!".
WTF?
All the cars were stopping and the passengers staring.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Hadn't seen a snowflake before?
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Probably infected with the Tumblr virus. I hear it turns people into snowflakes.
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Maybe he is a special snowflake?
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No, no, no, Jose Mourinho is the special one.
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So, did he have a meltdown? 
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One of the reasons I tend to stay inside...
I like to scream "I'm a snowflake!" in my underwear without people staring and having my motives questioned on the internet!
My blog[ ^]
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You see: if you do that on a stage, (some) people might find you brilliant and pay a lot of money to see you. IF you however try and offer something for free outside, you're a maniac. Money makes all the difference I guess 
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Kenneth Haugland wrote: You see: if you do that on a stage or record yourself and post the video on the internet, (some) people might find you brilliant
FTFY.
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Selfie! Click. 
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You should be glad his dogs didn't seem to like (or hate, for that matter) snowflakes very much. 
Sander Rossel wrote: my motives
Let me guess - Global Warming? Save Humanity? World Peace?
I am gonna go with World Peace.
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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How do you know it was his underwear?
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Well, at least we now know DD is still alive and kicking (and screaming)
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Wrong Continent.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: I saw someone running down the road in his underwear screaming "I'm a snowflake! I'm a snowflake!".
He really meant to say, "I'm a frikking flake! I'm a frikking flake!".
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Yeah. He did seem to be rather flaky.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Was this[^] him? (SFW - he'd put his pants back on by then)
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Video won't load for me (probably because of Ivy Tech's downright absurd proxy system. It goes from Lafayette to Indianapolis to who-knows-where-else then back to Lafayette. Round trip time is measured in minutes. The WiFi is less so, as it avoids most of the proxies).
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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You're not missing much 
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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You sure it was a snowflake?
And not an albatraoz[^]?
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Do you live in California?
I heard people from California are like that! 
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No. Indiana.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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WTF?
That's unbelievable!
The cars were stopping? In America? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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There must have been some food involved.
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Well, the drivers/passengers were rather surprised, and the guy was running down the middle of a retired US highway (Old US 231).
There is a High School near my house, and AFAIK, he ran around it for a while before being caught and arrested. Can't find any news on that, though. I figure this as there were about 15 police cars at the school, as well as a SWAT team (not sure what they were there for).
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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