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It would be pretty crazy to be that close to something like that.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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Apparently he fainted and got a concussion form the crash. The passenger got some minor bruises. The "funny" thing is that the driver suffers from heart problems, but if you don't get a heart attack from that Id say your heart is fine. 
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Kenneth Haugland wrote: but if you don't get a heart attack from that Id say your heart is fine
Good point. It sure does make a good stress test. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I'll think I will skip that heart test if they ask me to take it 
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Not just my heart that would get stress tested. I suspect my underwear would be spot checked as well... 
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OriginalGriff wrote: would be spot checked
I see what you did there. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I can only hope that you two are not in the same room now
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As an accountant he was always counting.
Does anybody know what he is up to now?
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He's doing an OU degree and standing for cooncillor (deliberate oop-north spelling).
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his neck, as usual
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Shirley Cun_selor would be a better word?
veni bibi saltavi
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Are you saying he is having a sex change as well?
"Dalek Shirley" - nah, it's not going to work...
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How about Dalek Doris?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Well, it's better than "Dalek Ethel Crudacre"!
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How many people know that story[^]? A few more now, I think!
veni bibi saltavi
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Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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I didn't know that raccoons had invaded Northern England. Watch out, they might look cute but they're vicious buggers and resilient too. Their poop also really stinks (my dogs love to bathe in it!)
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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7,451,796 ... 7 ... 8 ... 9 ... 800 ...
veni bibi saltavi
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Somebody got it. 
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Slow day?
veni bibi saltavi
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Dalek Dave is staying under covers until he can surprise us with the 2.000.000 lounge post!! 
Life is too shor
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But he'll never mention it again afterwards!
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P0mpey3 wrote: Does anybody know what he is up to now?
Not much as usual.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs Jim<</xml>
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