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I have to admit I love reading your posts. My job is freakin' awesome now 
-NP
Never underestimate the creativity of the end-user.
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Silver linings, I suppose... 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I have got to agree with Nick, I consider banks a PITA, right up until I read the crap you need to go through.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I believe you are just talking about the political implications of executing an SP, but there is an interesting missing role in SQl Server.
CREATE ROLE db_executor
GRANT EXECUTE TO db_executor
Then you can grant the ability that the person can only execute SPs.
It's a good way to secure a DB and still leave it open to SP execution.
See more at:
http://www.sqlmatters.com/Articles/Adding%20a%20db_executor%20role.aspx[^]
If you have all those other rights, you should most certainly have execute.
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It is not healthy to hate your job. Once you hit that point, their is usually nothing that can be done to change your mind. Move on to something else.
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Yup. You should love your job.
Just hate your colleagues.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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And sadly that happens far to often these days. I wish employers would learn that keeping us happy is important to doing business effectively.
My plan is to live forever ... so far so good
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Do they still kill the people that worked on it after the project is done?
See, if you can't be trusted with the things you make.. Who guarantees me you're not going to write weapons of mass-destruction when you're on holiday?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Who guarantees me you're not going to write weapons of mass-destruction when you're on holiday?
On holiday?!?
John manages that much on spare weekends!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Well, Nixon and Kissinger regarded nuclear weapons as unusable, but I didn't know it was because John had programmed them
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Holiday? What's that? I was under the impression that we exist to work. He who pays your salary owns your soul.
My plan is to live forever ... so far so good
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I thought that only happened in Dilbert 
Sounds like you need a new job... Which might not be so hard now that you've got that MCSA 
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Can you send your SQL code to either your boss or those in the IT department and have them run it for you? A few iterations of that and surely they'd loosen your restrictions.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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If I were to do that, I would probably run afoul of some obscure security edict and get fired by some low level dweeb in the IA department.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Can you get me a job at your place?
I probably don't have the skills but it sounds like I could be picking up a pay check for about 3 years before they get to a stage where they can discover that.
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Mordac[^] lives!
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons, and memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first drink.
Off we went to the local bar, which is only two blocks from the house.
I got him a Guinness Stout. He didn't like it – so I drank it.
Then I got him a Murphy's; he didn't like it either, so I drank it.
It was the same with Beamish and O'Hara's and Kilkenny.
By the time we got down to the Irish whiskey......
I could hardly push the stroller back home.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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My son is a little older. Once we were in a bank that got robbed while we were there. The guys came in with guns and ordered everybody to empty their pockets and lie down on the floor. My son turned to me and said "Hey dad, here's the $20 that I owe you."
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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/ravi
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Hadn't heard that song or for that matter anything by him in forever. Good oldie!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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If you decide to have your cat put down, do you have to make nine appointments?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nine burlap sacks, nine rocks...
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