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How do you upload the photos?
Tell me and I won't take the piss out of you for being a wuss with the love comment.
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Top right of the screen is your name, drop down has "My uploads" at the bottom. Click and load.
IIRC it is only available to reputations of a certain level; probably goldies.
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Yeah, haven't got it. Thanks anyway.
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Nagy, I'm not sure if artificial is OTT or underwhelming. It's a real 'un for me, in fact many years we have two, one in the living room and one in the dining room (2 years ago we got a decent balsam fir for a $1 at Walmart!)
The family outing to cut the (living room) tree is this Saturday, where the tradition is for me to have a very adult argument with my 3 and 5 year old grandkids: "No mine is the bestest". We started the grand tradition last night after I played guitar at a Christmas concert.
I can't share OG's (Old Grinch?) sentiments, but then I don't have a cat! (our young Lab pup might be a reasonable stand-in this year though).
Have a good, gin-soaked holiday. Incidentally, we "bard" our turkey with .... BACON!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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TBH we have 2.5m Norwegian [lovely plumage] waiting outside. We put the tree up on 24th and then fight like right buggery until the end of January before taking it's dried out corpse to the dump.
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I have to fight with my wife to keep the tree until 12th night!
Don't you stand the tree in a water with a reservoir? We do and we use some sort of "tree keeper" (which is probably just scented sugar, ethylene glycol and sorbic acid). We don't get much needle drop at all, even on a spruce.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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We have a reservoir, just use water and the tree normally does okay.
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Then that's clearly good enough.
Things tend to be on the dry side over here (I've had a tree take up a few litres in a day). I know ethylene glycol improves transport (it's used in fungicide on grape vines, or at least used to be until some dope watered wine down with it some years back), and sugar always helps keep cut plants/flowers fresh.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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I got a young lads, so the tree goes up and if I'm lucky the tree is still standing an hour later.
The norm is that it's bare within an hour and worse case is, its laying down across the lounge floor.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Simon_Whale wrote: its laying down across the lounge floor.
Ah. I learnt that lesson years ago: mine is securely tied to the stairs! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Mine gets boxed in between a bookcase to the left, TV cabinet to the right and a armchair in front but somehow they still are able to down the tree
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Hence the tie-down - PCB Linking wire, it's think and shiny, and good and strong. Works wonders!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nay. I enjoy chocolates and ginger&cinnamon sweets - and this is the only time of the year I feel not guilty after eating them.
Also it is the only time of the year we can find Panettone and Pandoro - must jump on it!
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Sack, rocks, river? 
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Wow. That's the Christmas Spirit. 
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I don't believe in hate, but I am not a great fan of cats.
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I like X-mas: in some minutes our team goes eating. I hope I get some gouse. 
And tommorow amazon will ship my new Nexus 6 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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William Wordsworth wrote: And homeless near a thousand homes I stood, And near a thousand tables pined and wanted food.
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Quote: Gawd. Three weeks of cat destroying Christmas tree. Three weeks of not being able to go to the loo in dark because of what sharp broken objects he has scattered since you went to bed... Sigh | 
Can we all cancel Xmas and move on to summer already? Please?
Thank you I needed a good laugh this morning. Has been an extremely stressful week at work. So much to get done in a little time.
Merry Christmas and hope it gets at least a little better for you. 
"Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul."
-Douglas MacArthur
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What came first in your family?
The tradition of putting up a tree or having a cat?
When the root of the problem is truly understood, only then can the complete solution be found.
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Tree then Cat. Or Cat then Tree, depends on how you look at it.
When I was a kid, we had Tree before Cat. Then I didn't have a Cat for a long time (and didn't have a Tree either). Then Herself moved in, and the Tree returned. Then the Cat arrived.
On her side, they had both Cat and Tree when Herself arrived. And she has continued the tradition of both. Despite not being able to remove a dead mouse from the carpet for no obvious reason...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Who couldn't remove the mouse? Your wife, the cat or the tree?
Of course the tree couldn't, you've basically hermetically sealed the thing to the stairs.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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The cat has no problem moving mice, birds, moles, and other assorted wild(ex)life.
The wife cannot move anything "nasty" for reasons she does not feel need explanation.
The tree I suspect of plotting to attack the cat when his back is turned, and will also not transport vermin.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Sounds like "you're up" then!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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