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As I dropped the kids off at school this morning, the sudden realisation came across me that I go back offshore today........yes, to spend Christmas in the middle of the Northern North Sea. With the new flying rules and historic bad weather at this time of year, there is almost an expectation that it will be for New Year as well as I am not due home until late on the 31st.
With the bag packed, the christmas jumper and "bah humbug" hat stuffed in, this is definitely not a morning I could be bothered with. Oh, and not forgetting it is also my birthday in 3 days to add the mood.
As I sit here waiting for the taxi to arrive to take me to the heliport at least the flight schedule[^] is running smoothly so I don't get a wonderful day stuck in the heliport bored out our skulls......
On the bright side at least there will be a chocolate overload, a big christmas dinner and 190 other people all feeling just as happy.....
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Sucks to be you!
Have a safe trip and I'm sure you'll have a top notch re-scheduled Crimbo come the New Year. I'll open an extra one for you; just to be social.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I'll open an extra one for you;
Just the one? you miserable tw.., I expect more than that from you!
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Right! Just how many cases of Gordon's should I open then?
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That's better........
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I hope you have a happy birthday [happy birthday !! predated for +3 days, Im sure I'll forget, I'll raise a 'wee dram' in your direction Friday/Sat night my time]
.. and have a safe and happy xmas out there on the rig matey
'g'
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Here's wishing you an acceptable birthday and hoping you make it home on Hogmanay Dave.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Sorry to hear of your having to be away so Happy Birthday, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Sympathies and empathies from a former road warrior.
cat fud heer
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Movie Quote Of The Day
I hear all sorts of bullshit everyday, pal. You want some advice? Take your fancy clothes and your black silk underwear and go back to Disneyland.
Which movie?
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Paris does DD's D
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Oh, come on! This one's obviously that well-known pron film: Disneyland Paris
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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i thought the subtitle was Donald Duck's D
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"Debbie Saves Christmas"!
It's from the scene where she raises the North Pole (as Santa likes to call it) temperature drastically when she sits on Santa's lap and tells him if she has been naughty or nice.
I believe it's also that movie the famous Santa quote "Hoe, Hoe, Hoe" comes from, if I'm not mistaken!?!?!?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Pope John Paul II
Geek code v 3.12
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Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Yours sincerely,
A F@ceb00k Hater
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Alien
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Mickey Mouse goes to Washington.
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Conservative Christmas Party
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Frozen II: The Naughty Years
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Yes - two for the price of one as nobody else did one!!!!
In reverse chronological order
1. A week without party drugs, after the cat laughs, and flies 852 feet! (5, 4)
2. Ooh! A Fragrant Niece is confused - is she a sixth or an eighth? (9,2,6)
**EDIT - add answer lengths!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
modified 17-Dec-14 4:16am.
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Could you also mention their lengths?
Although I have managed to get the solution only twice till date, but still...
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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