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You made me think of this oldie, you did:

A guy blows a stop sign in Philly and gets caught by a policeman.
Cop: "License and registration please."
Driver: "What for?"
Cop: "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Driver: "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Cop: "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."
Driver: "What's the difference?"
Cop: "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop. License and registration, PLEASE!"
Driver: "If you can show me the difference between slow down and stop I'll give you my license and registration."
Cop: "Okay, exit your vehicle sir."
At this point, the cop takes out his Night Stick and starts beating the crap out of the driver and says, "Now sir, do you want me to slow down or stop?"


Now, do you want me to stop or slow down? Wink | ;)
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