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OriginalGriff wrote: And it's only an A-class
FTFY for Brazilian readers. Here it's an all around awesomenes. I gave up buying an apartment to get one 
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson
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Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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Fabio Franco wrote: Here it's an all around awesomenes
Only compared to the VW Beetle!  (Is Brazil still making that?)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No, but we still see a lot of them on the streets though. Plus we do have brand New Beetles[^]. I imagine you have them up ther too.
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson
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Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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6. On entering employment, remember that it doesn't say anywhere in your contract that your job will be easy or fair.
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 I've just entered employment.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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If I agreed with you, we would both be wrong.
(Take it as another rule or a response...both work.) 
-NP
Never underestimate the creativity of the end-user.
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Vivic wrote: 1 Forgive your enemy nut
Yes, those damned brazils just live to make my life hell.
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Reminds me of my signature.
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I particularly like number 4: how very true. 
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So, the question is, would you dare to change the law?
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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Let's just say I wouldn't break it...
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Vivic wrote: 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they'll remember you when they're
in trouble again.
That should read: TRY to help someone.
It allows implies that they KNOW they are in trouble or CARE that they are in trouble. Quite often, they don't know or they don't care.
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4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Was that a thumb's down for the comment or that you can't shoot the buggers?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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The whole idea that is it supposed to be funny to shot people "just because".
I'd rather be phishing!
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Thanks. Now I know I must keep any jokes I make here on CP squeaky clean and politically correct.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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#3 so funny and it's true.
Wonde Tadesse
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A corollary to number three, and a favorite of mine: "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, give a man a poisoned fish and you feed him for the rest of his life."
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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I prefer my ('borrowed/enhanced' version of #4) ...
4) Some people are like Slinkies. They aren't really good for/at anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs(*)
(*) seems to be attributed to Patricia Briggs/Walter Winchell
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6. A friend in need is a pest.
Will Rogers never met me.
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In Russian there is the phrase like your p.2.
Here is it in my translation (don't bit the pianist...):
"Money doesn't create the happiness, but helps to suffer it's absence".
My English is permanently under construction. Be patient !!
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Alternately, we have the following two rules, first propounded by anarchist theorist Mikhail Bakunin:
- There are no rules.
- Rule #1 is not binding.
I observe those rules scrupulously.
(This message is programming you in ways you cannot detect. Be afraid.)
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