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A very realistic movie, seems Real Life! 
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Bambi?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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i hsd a stroke last week my wif was in bolivi, so i li on th floo fo 2 dy bfore my kids cll police nand EMS THE DOG DTYED BY MY SIDE HE WHOLE NOW I'M IN A REHAB HOSPIYTAL TRYING TO GET BACK TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMAL. NTHINGS I LEARNED:
I STIL;LL DON'T CARE MUCH FOE PPLRSAUCE, BUT I GET NIT 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY.
THERE'S NO GOOD WAY TO FIX CHOPPED UP HARDBOILED EGGS AND I GRET THEM EVERY DAY FOE BREAKFAST. I'M PEROBBABLY CAPAVBLE OF KILLING FOR A COLD GLAss 0odff watwer.
phydical therspists judt hve a mean streak.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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I hope your typing will be better than OP's after your first stroke!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Now, now. No need for aggression.
None of us would wish what happened on anyone, but a little humour in a bad situation is a good thing.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: No need for aggression.
Where do you see aggression in my post?
I'm more concerned how others find it appropriate to make jokes about that.
You don't have any problems with that, Wimpy, or do you?
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Nah, totally non-aggressive.
Just what Walt needs in his thread. Well done.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Just what Walt needs in his thread. Well done.
You are right of course. Thanks for reminding me to be more considerate!
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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d@nish wrote: Dave, is that you?
Dude! A touch inappropriate, don't you think? 
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I hope you get better soon. Suffering a stroke just sucks bigtime!
As for applesauce and chopped up hardboiled eggs: Yikes!
And I can confirm what you wrote about physical therapists.
I was in hospital once after an accident and I thought that guy was trying to torture me.
Get well soon!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
modified 13-Nov-14 11:41am.
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All I can say is, I hope you get better soon.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
modified 12-Nov-14 23:47pm.
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Walt, I'm so sorry to hear of your stroke. I hope your recovery is swift!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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I'm sorry to hear that, hope you'll recover fast!
The console is a black place
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Walt, I'm sorry to hear that happened to you and I'm glad you are on the road to recovery. I hope it goes very well.
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Hoping for a fast recovery. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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Ok so now we will all be watching to see the recovery of your typing skills, as well as your health. I hope they both come back rapidly, I'm certain the dog will help that recovery.
All the best dealing with the tyrants in the hospital, don't be a bastard, they will only get worse!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Oh wow. This is yet another case of 2014 really sucks as a year. Do you know what type of stroke it was?
I hope that I'm reading it right that the dog stayed by your side the whole time. That's very touching, and yet another reason to love dogs.
Good luck with your rehabilitation.
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He was actually waiting for Walt to lose consciousness so that he could eat him.
* too soon *
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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That is just awful Walt. Get mended real quick.
As for the food, add nutmeg and cinnamon to the apple, and cayan pepper to the eggs.
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Sorry to hear this, Walt, and my thoughts go out to you and your family. I pray for your speedy recovery.
take care, Bill
«At the still point of the turning world. Neither flesh nor fleshless;
Neither from nor towards; at the still point, there the dance is
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Neither ascent nor decline. Except for the point, the still point,
There would be no dance, and there is only the dance»
T.S. Elliot, The Four Quartets: "Burnt Norton"/xml>
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Get well soon Walt!
You may find you're a changed man when you get out of hospital, but an Applesauce diet will do that to anyone.
We refer to them as "Physioterrorists" here, given that they failed the aptitude test to become dentists, being too viscous and sadistic...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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