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Re: QOTD

CDP180212-Nov-14 9:55

CDP1802

12-Nov-14 9:55

KarstenK wrote:
Germans dont like army or marching

You should not have mentioned this when I still worked for my first employer. Of course we did not like the army, but only because we were... Luftwaffe.

But I used to have my ways of making you like marching. Smile | :)

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Re: QOTD

CBadger12-Nov-14 0:45

CBadger

12-Nov-14 0:45

Q: How does every French joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

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RPOTD

P0mpeyBoy12-Nov-14 0:48

P0mpeyBoy

12-Nov-14 0:48

Corrected the title for you[^]. Poke tongue | ;-P

Thought I had posted this before but couldn't find it.

Re: RPOTD

Nagy Vilmos12-Nov-14 1:08

Nagy Vilmos

12-Nov-14 1:08

How about this line from a Yeoman Warden at the Tower - "History is written by the victors, which largely explains the blank pages in French history books"?

Re: QOTD

PIEBALDconsult12-Nov-14 2:05

PIEBALDconsult

12-Nov-14 2:05

http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/3150169/Why-are-roads-in-Paris-lined-with-trees.aspx[^]

http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/4237945/Re-Strategy.aspx[^]

Re: QOTD

Mark_Wallace12-Nov-14 2:54

Mark_Wallace

12-Nov-14 2:54

Did I set my Tardis wrong, this morning? Is it 1942?

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Philae Status Report

Nagy Vilmos12-Nov-14 0:18

Nagy Vilmos

12-Nov-14 0:18

Section	Status
Rosetta	In space
Philae Lander	In space
Comet 67P	Big
Mission control	Not in space
Have we landed on a comet?	Not yet
Do harpoons work on comets?	Hopefully

Stolen from Randel[^]

XKCDOTD

OriginalGriff12-Nov-14 0:13

OriginalGriff

12-Nov-14 0:13

In case you haven't seen this thread: http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/4942270/XOFTD-Testing-our-patience.aspx[^] (and it's on page two already)
XKCD is following the Rossetta landing in "real time": http://xkcd.com/1446/[^]

So far it's up to "I hope harpoons work on comets" Laugh | :laugh:

Keep checking...there are still hours to go...

It's also worth looking here: http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1446[^] for onew you missed.

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Re: XKCDOTD

Nagy Vilmos12-Nov-14 0:22

Nagy Vilmos

12-Nov-14 0:22

My missive might appear after yours, but I started typing it before you so yours is a prepost!

Re: XKCDOTD

StM0n12-Nov-14 1:07

StM0n

12-Nov-14 1:07

Sorry to disappoint you... but your post is a repost[^] Poke tongue | ;-P

(yes|no|maybe)*

Re: XKCDOTD

Nagy Vilmos12-Nov-14 1:08

Nagy Vilmos

12-Nov-14 1:08

A repost and a prepost, will he stop at nothing to gain rep points?

Re: XKCDOTD

Mark_Wallace12-Nov-14 2:56

Mark_Wallace

12-Nov-14 2:56

No fighting now, Boys.

Just decide which one of you is Leslie, and which is Shirley.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Re: XKCDOTD

PhilLenoir12-Nov-14 3:18

PhilLenoir

12-Nov-14 3:18

I up-voted to throw my 2p-worth in to your campaign!

Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

Re: XKCDOTD

OriginalGriff12-Nov-14 1:15

OriginalGriff

12-Nov-14 1:15

You mean the message I linked to in my post?

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Re: XKCDOTD

StM0n12-Nov-14 1:16

StM0n

12-Nov-14 1:16

oops

(yes|no|maybe)*

Re: XKCDOTD

PhilLenoir12-Nov-14 3:20

PhilLenoir

12-Nov-14 3:20

Is that a post about a re-post on a post about a pre-post?

It sounds like a conversation on tenses at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

Suggest me a good domain name for my new personal web site

Sibeesh KV11-Nov-14 23:32

Sibeesh KV

11-Nov-14 23:32

Hi All,
I am in a thinking to create a website .Can you please suggest me a good domain name for my new personal website? The name must be related to "coding" or "programming". Thanks in advance Smile | :)

So much complexity in software comes from trying to make one thing do two things.
Sibeesh

Re: Suggest me a good domain name for my new personal web site