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Man, that IS old!!
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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I think it's been posted more recently too, but it's proving difficult.
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2002?
It's actually older than little Johnny.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Be gone foul fiend! How dare you try a new joke. 
As you were, I've seen Piebald's missive. 
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There is no such thing as a new joke, there's only jokes you haven't heard before. 
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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You should have asked: "[...] make a good Lisp programmer?"
: )
Life is too shor
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Yep, exactly what I thought
It also reminds me of very old lisp joke:
Quote: There was a joke back in the 80s when Reagan's SDI program was in full
swing that someone stole the Lisp source code to the missile interceptor
program and to prove it he showed the last page of code...
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"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."
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That doesn't look like ADA to me. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I didn't see a link from the usual suspects:
Aurora over Norway[^]
I might make that into one of my desktop backgrounds
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I normally only post deep space images but that was nice.
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This is something I have to go and see in my lifetime, been planing it for a long time, but money has been an issue until now.
I'm thinking of surprising my girlfriend with a trip, I know she would love to see it too
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RUs123 wrote: I know hope to God that she would love to see it too, and that all those comments about Milan fashion week were just idle conversation.
The seeing eye sees all, then looks away.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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How did you get a picture of me? 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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There's Matthew McConaughey in it, so that should be sufficient for her.
I'd rather be phishing!
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All right, . . . All right, . . . All right.
What we got here is a failure to communicate
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Don't start that again. We still haven't recovered from last weekend's spamfest.
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"I'm sorry Dave, all your favourite space Opera movies in one supercut"
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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Well, if it's a vehicle for McConaughey and Hathaway, it might even be as good as Gravity.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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'Tis true. Socket.IO is awesome. I absolutely love how easy it is to use.
var ns = io.of('/some-namespace');
ns.use(function(socket, next) {
if (authenticateFunction()) return next();
next(new Error('Unable to authenticate');
});
ns.on('connection', function(socket) {
socket.broadcast.emit('Another user connected');
});There's an awful lot going on in that code, but it doesn't take a lot to do it. In this, I've created a custom namespace for my Socket.IO connection, set up authentication on that namespace and then emitted a message about a new connected user to all authenticated users when the server receives a new connection.
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where, oh, where does one obtain socket.io?
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Well you have just answered your own question.......
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I wondered if it was that simple... 
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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