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So start building it for people like me, that just want it to stay the same. 
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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I hope it will ease your pain - I love CP (so maybe the hard-work wasn't futile...)!
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Madam Tina turned me on to this method of software development, Chris:
"Why' know, every now and then
I think you might like to hear something from us
Nice and easy
But there's just one thing
You see we never ever do nothing
Nice and easy
We always do it nice and rough" [^]
« There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad. » Salvador Dali
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Chris Maunder wrote: I also wonder, on evenings like this, what percentage stop and spend a couple of hours to research and implement the best way of doing something, and what just go ahead and do it in half the time with double the pain?
I would guess that the number is < 1%. Possibly far less.
How about those whose way of doing things is to always do things the "best" way? Ok, I'll guess .00001%.
I might be too generous though.
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Hahaha, you're doing it the wrong way! 
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Chris Maunder wrote: I also wonder, on evenings like this, what percentage stop and spend a couple of hours to research and implement the best way of doing something, and what just go ahead and do it in half the time with double the pain?
Been there done that, unfortunately even when you have done all the analysis and implemented the solution in the best manner there is always that one thing that was not communicated to you or the exception you were not told about that breaks your solution.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Chris Maunder wrote: ...you'd probably laugh mockingly and tell us we're doing it the wrong way.
Go check the wierd and wonderful forum and see if you're mentioned there 
Otherwise, as long as you remember this pain, then it's a character building exercise.
Now, think about all of the characters we have here at CP... does that help you feel better?!
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Chris Maunder wrote: what percentage stop and spend a couple of hours to research and implement the best way of doing something
And what percentage of them realize that the research they did is probably meaningless in terms of real production systems?
Chris Maunder wrote: Ever have those days where you feel like you're trying to dig a drainage ditch with a toy shovel
Most of the time I feel like I am digging a play pit in a sand box and I have lots of time to do it. Then every once in a while I get to implement the entire water, sewage, electrical and cable system for an entire city and it absolutely must be done in 3 days or less.
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We all know the Hobbit is just a 9 hour commercial for tourism in New Zealand.
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I'd say they're making far too much profit, if they can afford to indulge their wet-dream fantasies like that.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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AniMusic[^].
Look at the 'Resonant Chamber' clip! (First Clip under the 'Downloads' tab there) Good God, that is AWESOME!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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fyi: YouTube has a boatload of AniMusic videos, and you don't need QuackTime to watch: [^].
« There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad. » Salvador Dali
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Back in the late 90's, ATI video cards came with "Pipe Dreams" to demonstrate the features of the video card
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: ATI video cards came with "Pipe Dreams" to demonstrate the features of the video card
That was exactly my thought when I read his post. Kids! They have no idea of the classics in the past. 
Marc
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Closed because this is not a message or has not been phrased in a way that allows a reasonable answer to be provided.
 
THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?!
-- C++ FQA Lite
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10 GOTO Closed
Will Rogers never met me.
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MessageStateException: Unable to open message due to lack of content.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: MessageStateException: Unable to open message due to lack of content interest.
FTFY
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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I'm staying well away from this nonsense.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I'm staying well away from this nonsense.
Good luck with that. 
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So far my daughter and I have been practicing at home with pvc pipe, and using loaners when we were at the academy. I just ordered us a some kali sticks today, so I should have them in a week.
I'd do the little dancing guy icon, but I don't know how.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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You mean this ![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif) ?
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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Cool! I had to look up kali stick, though. I've used a jong bo and kendo sticks, but never heard of kali. Sounds like fun!
Will Rogers never met me.
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