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Better put it away, here comes a grammar cop!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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I wonder whether or not I can talk my wife into wearing a sexy grammar cop costume for Halloween... 
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The guy in the sexual harassment video I'm watching kind of looks like Tom Selleck.
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It's not sexual harrassment if you look like Tom Selleck.
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TMI, trust me on this.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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MehGerbil wrote: the sexual harassment video I'm watching
So that was the real reason for that off the mark comment of yours, now wasn't it.
You just wanted them to make you watch this video. 
Respect!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Is that the new name for "Special Gentlemens Interest"? 
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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MehGerbil wrote:
The guy in the sexual harassment video I'm watching kind of looks like Tom Selleck. |
Are you watching the guy on guy stuff? Let me know when you get to the other gender.
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Stop projecting.
« There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad. » Salvador Dali
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It's probably the same guy who they use for porn films. He must be bisexualharassmentual.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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For my co-workers: It was NOT Ann from accounting that I saw sporting a short, vinyl skirt on MLK Boulevard last night. Furthermore, according to a human resources representative, it is considered rude to ask about that sort of thing so don't do that either.
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That's the HR department response.
The dev team's response is: "pic or it didn't happen!"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Reminds me of the photo that circulated around with the caption "Why casual Friday was cancelled" (or something to that effect)
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RJ Hatch wrote: "Why casual Friday was cancelled"
Oh no, Wil ferrell wearing a bandana on SNL. :shudder:
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MehGerbil wrote: For my co-workers: It was NOT Ann from accounting that I saw sporting a short,
vinyl skirt on MLK Boulevard last night.
You are not carefully preparing us for the news that it was you? Please tell me you are not.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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Did you get into trouble with your employer? Are you going to be looking for new job?
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The smell and feel of a shiny new keyboard (in the case, my 4th Logitech Illuminated Keyboard.) I love the light feel of the keys. I have one on my desktop, I often use one with my laptop, there's a third backup that I had to fix the USB connector on, and the cat broke one at 3AM one morning, it decided to shove it off the desk and it must have hit the floor in just the right way. I was sorely tempted to serve the cat the next morning alongside a rasher of bacon!
Marc
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I have a code[^] keyboard and it is a beast, and no way a cat would be able to move it (1kg with real rubber feets).
A little bit noisier and costly than a cheap keyboard, but works very well.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Too many keys. Not enough space around the arrow keys.
At home I use an IBM 101-key keyboard, non-clicky, made in 1997.
At work I use whatever's-around -- at the moment it's a Logitech.
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Do you have the Green Cherry switches or the Clear?
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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The Cherry MX Green model.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Maximilien wrote: I have a code[^] keyboard and it is a beast, and no way a cat would be able to move it (1kg with real rubber feets).
Don't be so sure. Cotton tailed yard rats can weigh twice that, and they're popular cat toys.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Marc Clifton wrote: Illuminated Keyboard
Illuminati keyboard? ![Badger | [badger,badger,badger,badger...]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/badger.gif)
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