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A tittle without a jot is ... well ... naked.
« There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad. » Salvador Dali
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I'd always though more "Goofy" than "Dopey"?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Nope, I would have thought you'd audition for the role as Dopey... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Stand up when you're talking to me... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Well, which one are you? reminds me of an old joke "and that's when the fight started".
Dave
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Well, you can't be Grumpy.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Back when I worked in Manhattan I was witness to an accident.
A drunk driver rear-ended someone at a stop light. I cringed as I saw the guys head snap back in what would no doubt produce a hideous case of whiplash (which really elephanting hurts by the way.)
He shook it off, huffed a bit, then, after struggling with the crimped door, got out. I was surprised to see he was a midget.
He stomped, fists balled, to the car behind him where the driver was just sorta blinking, head lolling about trying to place where he was and what had just happened.
"I AM NOT HAPPY!" he bellowed.
The drunk struggled to focus through an ethanol haze and finally said "Okay, I give up. Then which one are you?"
That's when the fight started.
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Yes, see my post just above.
Dave.
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Ooh, found the joke. Right. I just sorta cobbled it together. I'm trying to shaggy-dog that out to about 20 minutes, but as soon as midget/dwarf shows up, most people know what's coming.
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I'm sure that has been a Thorin in your side your whole life. 
The environment that nurtures creative programmers kills management and marketing types - and vice versa. - Orson Scott Card
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Movie Quote Of The Day
The first step to being noticed is being mentioned.
Which movie?
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Silent Movie?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The Unmentionables?
Try Hovercraft for Android, voted "a game" by players.
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Ninja club
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Little Johnny - The Movie! 
Ah, no, that would probably have to be:
V. wrote: The first step to being mentioned is being noticed.
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Don't be daft - I'm not a Dalek, but I do like to play doctor, though...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Step Up
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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