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I'm sorry to hear you're having a poor time Soren.
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Thanks Pete, but I know there are people worse off than me and I probably shouldn't complain.
Most of the negative episodes primarily "just" end up increasing the financial burden and force me to spend a lot of time away from my wife.
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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It's only September, not time for a finally tally yet
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Happy Canadian Thanksgiving to all.
I'm on vacation for a week. Enjoy!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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I think Thanksgiving should be held on the same day for all countries; a universal holiday, regardless of religion or culture. A day to be thankful for what we have.
Enjoy your week off.
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From Canada, living in the U.S. We celebrate with friends in October and again in November...
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PhilLenoir wrote: Happy Canadian Thanksgiving to all.
Cardassian? Where does that differ from the American version?
Should I stuff a moose to celebrate?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Cardassian? Where does that differ from the American version?
There are definitely at least three Star Trek jokes to be made here... But it's Friday, and I'm lazy.
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What do Canadians serve for a traditional dinner? Harp seal? Beaver? McDonald's?
Will Rogers never met me.
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Quote: Harp seal? Beaver?
Neither!
Quote: McDonald's?
Huh?
Some variation based on culture, but mostly turkey, just like the US. Grits are unlikely though!
We do have wild turkeys here, in fact one of my dogs scared one up into a tree this past weekend.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Yesterday, I drove my Mustang to the local Ford dealer to check out the new 2015 Mustang. Pretty much all of the salesmen and service people came to check out my car, and while we were all standing there discussing it, some guy walks up and says:
"I get 40 miles per gallon in my Fiesta. What do you get?"
I responded, "I get laid."
The owner of the dealership gave me a Ford Racing ball cap because it was the best answer he'd ever heard to that question. 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: "I get 40 miles per gallon in my Fiesta. What do you get?"
Brilliant! 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
Not my circus not my monkey's!
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Classic  .
Software Zen: delete this;
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It's certainly an old enough joke to count as a classic.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Brilliant! I tip my hat to you, sir!
According to my calculations, I should be able to retire about 5 years after I die.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: my Fiesta
What guy would cop to that?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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A democrat/liberal/socialist...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I guess I'm none of those. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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I parked next to a Mustang in the UK two weeks ago, left hand drive, very nice looking car.
A large black woman came out of the shop, got behind the wheel, and sped off at quite a speed.
It must have had a fair bit of power to make her considerable baulk move at that speed.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Bravo, John!!! 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Some have asked where OG has been recently. I believe he had claimed his internet would be offline for a couple of weeks, however, I noticed this news article today:
Kim Jong Un missing?[^]
Could it be that OG is Kim Jong Un? Or perhaps a sniper assassin?
Too much of a coincidence to just ignore this.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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For conspirator theorist here is another possibility.
clickity[^]
Of course I don't know what OG would be doing in Idaho but one never knows?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
Not my circus not my monkey's!
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Mike Hankey wrote: For conspirator theorist here is another possibility.
That does seem more likely.
Mike Hankey wrote: Of course I don't know what OG would be doing in Idaho but one never knows?
Awesome hot springs?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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