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Quote: have every man and woman shower together
Bl**dy big shower then!
You'll never get me in the same shower as the big smelly biker down the road.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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It will also help get rid of your athlete's foot.
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And if you're stung by a jellyfish during the night...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I hate it when that happens.
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Bed jellyfish are the worst.
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chriselst wrote: Something I've been doing for years.
To think, all the times when I've been drunk and pissing in parking lots to bars, I've been doing good for the environment.
chriselst wrote: But I can't help but think the final image they used in the story is somewhat unfortunate.
Come on man, you haven't lived until you've peed in the shower.
Jeremy Falcon
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This is something I am unable of. I can't pee in the sea either. I have no explanation why, but it is simply something I can't do.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Rage wrote: I can't pee in the sea either.
Afraid of all those fish watching?
They piss in the sea too.
--edit
bloody typo; see/sea
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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They're only doing it in an attempt to con their parents into believing that they shower.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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catheter and a bag on the hip. no water needed. it's the cool thing to do now.
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chriselst wrote: This campaign[^] is to get students pissing in the shower each morning to
save water.
Something I've been doing for years.
You have been wasting drinking water on daily showers?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Sure, why not. I mean it ends up at the same place regardless whichever method uses.
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Reminds me of this: A WASP is someone who gets out of the shower to pee!
PS: WASP - White Anglo-Saxon Protestant.
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My father-in-law always says you can tell someone is posh if they get out of the bath for a piss.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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When asked what had happened, Michael said "Nurff urg urg erf"
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Is that German (or Hungarian)?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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PhilLenoir wrote: Is that German (or Hungarian)?
Isn't that Lurch from Hot Fuzz speak?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I'm almost certain that neither Schumacher nor Nagy played that role, but I could be wrong.
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This is what I mentioned in my earlier post : there was a discussion about it back in February, and it was refuted (your article), but it was actually the case (my news item this morning).
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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So this was already an assumption[^], but it just got to the news this morning that Schumacher was indeed injured because he had a GoPro fixed to his helmet.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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