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Nagy Vilmos wrote: some dognuts
Is that because you lick them yourself?
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Once you get my dognuts in your mouth, you just want more. :nomnomnom:
[at what point does the KSS rule kick in?]
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Whoops I didn't even notice - in my post it should have been doughnuts(not donuts D'oh), I choose to believe that they are better than the dog's bollocks.
I am not testing this theory however 
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Typical Management Guy wrote: operate at a high level on significant scale projects with multi-sector stakeholders
Are they sure they're trying to hire someone? Sounds more like they're after investors.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: including senior government figures
Who knows, you might make it into government before Dave.
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Slacker007 wrote: you might make it into government before Dave.
Are the States taking political refugees from the UK at the moment? I might need to apply soon. 
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You don't need the first word.
Or an oh in the last.
The answer would be yes.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
modified 6-Oct-14 8:59am.
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Only to 3. But he needs help for the last two.
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How does that relate to the Nuclear Power Authority from 20 years ago? If it's the same crowd, you might run into some Excel code I did there then that calculated radiation form waste piles (nested integration by parts!)
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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They call me Homer...Homer Simpson!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
Not my circus not my monkey's!
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Nagy's reply to said offer: Dear Sirs
It would be my great privilege and pleasure to remit my tokens of worth for the venerable Nuclear Decommissioning Authority. My documents are large and obsequious, and will likely require the review of several high-level operatives working in tandem to see the full extent of my perfect meeting of their requirements. The scope of my high-level significance is not to be underestimated, and multi-sector figureheads will doubtless glow in the knowledge that such an ideal candidate as myself has been selected for the task of heading Portfolio Management to a large and small scale.
Sincerely, your most humble Nagy
Or something like that...
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It's pronounced 'nucular'!
Looks like dull upper management work to me but the pay is probably good.
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If it will cover your bar tab and keep the pantry filled with gin, I say go for it!
Will Rogers never met me.
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"Trim down hospital department, for Ambassador's current son is used to enclose obiter dicta."(11)
Not too hard, for it is a Monday!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Nobody knows? Well here's a guess:
Trim down hospital department = Tory
Ambassador's current son = Al
enclose obiter dicta = Curbs
So we have ToryAlCurbs, wrong you say, well at least it has the right number of letters. 
Works for me anyway.
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He is very well preserved for a man half his age.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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I think this is a side effect of sleep deprivation... what a week... working from 5a.m. to 0a.m. each day 
And of course the trick to get you well preserved the rest of the year when "normal" working hours are applied is to follow a strict diet of gin. 
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Happy birthday spaniard! ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Thank you Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter!
I've been ultra-busy this week, but now that I've got 5 minutes... it's been really nice to find out those wishes here!
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![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) Hapy Burpday!
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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BUUUURP! 
In fact it was a completely mess (past the deadline, customer there, first program start without any previous test done...).
And all the week (customer here) has been more or less in the same way... now that I've found 5 minutes to connect to CP I've found this... thank you Simon!
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[Best Elvis impression]Happy Happy Birthday... [/Best Elvis impression]
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
Not my circus not my monkey's!
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Thank you[^] Mike!
I'm sorry for being sooooo late, but I've got customers at the company and I've spent a hellish week working a lot of hours.
PS: I've found that small video that I think is a good way to say thank you to anyone here in CP... it's full of kittens, puppies and non-furry animals... I think it is a song or something like that, I was not really listening...
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